Donald Trump Demands FIFA Overturn American Loss To Belgium
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the home of the brave and the land of the free come to terms to
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Spoilt Rich Arseholes That Block Every New Transport Infrastructure Project Sook Over How Fucked The Transport Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat-like people of Sydney that occupy the north eastern portion of that
Bob Katter Says He’d Like To Make A Few Points About Medicare Reform Because Look It’s Obviously Very Bloody Important That We Make Sure Australia’s Health System Doesn’t End Up Being Privatised Like Those Shiraz Swilling Bastards Did To Qantas And Commba
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both the major parties begin making their pre-election commitments to Medicare reform, The Independent Member for Kennedy has also thrown in his two cents. See Bob Katter’s brief but insightful comments in the headline above.
Temu Trump To Fund Medicare By Privatising It And Using Money For ‘Unusual Share Purchases’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping quite a bit of backlash after News.com posted a rare investigative piece that
North Melbourne Kangaroos Supporter Has The Hide To Criticise The Matilda’s Consistency
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The North Melbourne Football Club has once again been disgraced on the national stage. With the
So Here’s Margot Robbie In A Bubble Bath To Explain How Dodgy It Is That Peter Dutton Bought Shares In Three Major Banks The Day Before The Australian Government Gave Them A $120 Billion GFC Bail Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most unreported breaking news story in Australia, easily explained by Hollywood actress Margot Robbie in
Melbourne Man Dressed Head To Toe In Carhartt Sadly Not Capable Of Doing Any Carhartt Shit
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A Melbourne man has today been forced to confront the harsh reality that, despite his
Australian Journo Demoted To MAFS Recaps After Trying To Investigate Dutton’s Dodgy GFC Share Trading
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT News rooms right around the country are today desperately trying to find out whether or not
Supermarket Egg Shortage Linked To Major Spike Of Roid Rage Incidents In Nation’s Big Lifting Gyms
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Steroid use has skyrocketed nationwide as Australia feels the brunt of the egg shortage crisis, with
Kristina Keneally Parachuted Into Division Of Kennedy In Labor Attempt To Wrestle It From Katter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Senator Kristina Keneally has been announced as Labor’s candidate for the Division
NRL Won’t Punish Raiders For Drunken Vegas Brawl, Copping A Spray From A Hungover Ricky Stuart Is Enough
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL has been dealt its first off-field scandal Las Vegas, as the second year
World Sighs In Relief As Germany Elects A Normal Politician Who Doesn’t Think He’s A Strongman
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world breathed a collective sigh of relief as Europe’s largest economy upheld its 80-
Woman Who Makes More Money Than Her Parents Ever Did Tries To Explain That She’s Not Rich
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week has had to try to gently explain to her