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Very Average Straight Man Happy To Attend Mardi Gras As Long As He Doesn’t Get Hit On Haha
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Chinese Warships Return To The Tasman, Wait Patiently For Albo To Go Swimming Off Portsea
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Man With Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Hide Sure Has Done A Lot Of Hiding
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition leader has hit back at the slander surrounding his vast personal wealth
England Lose A Game Of Cricket In A Dignified Manner Without Blaming Anyone Else
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Drake Cancels Remaining Australian Shows; Promises Return During Schoolies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Canadian rapper and noted enjoyer of large gatherings of young adults, Drake, has officially
Report Finds Blokes Who Wear This Are 87% More Likely To Apologise By Saying ‘I’m Sorry You Feel That Way’
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“Millennials Are So Cringe” Says Gen Z Whose Entire Wardrobe Is A Knockoff Of Early 2000s Fashion
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Anthony Green To Retire From ABC After Finally Perfecting His Horse Racing Algorithm
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Spoilt Rich Arseholes That Block Every New Transport Infrastructure Project Sook Over How Fucked The Transport Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rat-like people of Sydney that occupy the north eastern portion of that