Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Job Applicant Asked To Submit 10,000 Word Thesis On Why They Want To Work At Soulless Corporation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT How does get fucked sound? That’s the question on the lips of local jobseeker Hamish
Wine Snob Wanker Refuses To Hold Wine Glass Like A Normal Human
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local sommelier Eugene Fowler (44) continues to insist on holding his wine glass in any way
G-Wagon Owner Shakes His Head In Disgust At Tasteless Class-Traitor Tesla Owner
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local G-Wagon owner has once again been left in a state of disgust after
5 Things You Can Do With A Shepard Avocado
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Shepard avocado gets a lot of hate, but it can actually be a very useful
Dutton Bravely Re-Emerges With Bandaged Ear After Heckler Interrupts Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has re-emerged with a bandaged ear following a terrifying
Productivity Levels Plummet To Record Lows As Excel Spreadsheet Girlie Locks Into Afterpay Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Productivity Commissioner has been put on high alert today as a major incident takes place
Temu Trump Vows To Fix Housing Crisis By Cutting The Woke Red Tape: “I Will Bring Back Asbestos!”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After numerous calls for transparency on what the liberal parties policies are, outside of just stoking
Coffs Harbour Man Confirms Humankind Will Never Make A Better Car Than The Suzuki Jimny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Coffs Harbour man has today explained to The Advocate in great detail why the
After Being Left To Cook For Long Enough, Queenslander’s Redneck Rant Eventually Morphs Into Radical Left-Wing Economics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After the hysteria of Cyclone Alfred, the constant spotlight on Peter Dutton, and a change in
NASA Astronauts Arrive Back On Earth To Learn The Lefties Are Torching EVs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The two NASA astronauts who were stranded in orbit for nine months have today confirmed that
White Lotus Creator Reveals Sam Rockwell’s Asian Girl Monologue Was Actually Inspired By Chris Lilley
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact White Lotus creator Mike White has today revealed that the ‘asian girl monologue’ in last weeks’
Dutton Calls For A $450M Referendum Over Whether It’s Gay To Talk About Mental Health
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister’s decision to delay the election is starting to cause problems for the