Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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“I’m Not Wearing Makeup,” Insists Boyfriend As Girlfriend Hands Him Tinted Moisturiser
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT Local man Daniel Reid, 29, has today gone into full denial mode after his girlfriend,
Snail With Two Investment Shells Says Maybe Slugs Could Afford One If They Stopped Eating Out So Much
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that humans aren’t the only creature that are currently dealing with a housing
Tasmanians Fear That Experimenting With Nuclear Power Will Cause Locals To Become One-Headed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The growing opposition to the Liberal Party’s un-costed and and increasingly unclear Nuclear Power
Recent Bachelor Still Struggling In The Wild After Chucking A Bay Leaf Into His Carbonara
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local 29 year old man that still has no idea what bay leaves do has
Roll’d Brisbane Airport Caters To Local Tastes With Spag Bol Rice Paper Rolls
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brisbane Airport has once again proven itself to be the nation’s premier cultural
Sip Of Sachet Coffee Transports Introvert Back To The Glorious Days Of Lockdown
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Standing in the tea room of her CBD office, Jenna McWilliams can’t help
Extremely Uncomfortable 3rd Trimester Made Better By Old Lady At Shops Who Says Cherish This Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today had to take an extra few deep breaths on her trip
Local Woman Way Too Into Office Gossip To Ever Work From Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has today confirmed that she would much prefer to work in the
Temu Trump Says Albanese Is A Poofter For Not Blowing Up Chinese War Ships In The Tasman Sea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition leader is being widely criticised today for using a historical slur against gay
“Farmers Markets Tomorrow?” Offers Boyfriend Begging To Stay At Pub For Friday Night Double Header
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT United Nations level negotiations are taking place in the smokers area of a West
Cabbie Pushes A Few Buttons And Now The Fare Is $20 More For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man touching down in Sydney this morning has had his first welcome
Australia Celebrates International Day Of Forests By Seeing If Blinky Bill Can Still Outrun A Bulldozer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has today kicked off a big environmental day in style! With the International Day