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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Bloke At Mitre 10 Shudders After Hearing Local Weekend Warrior’s Extremely Dangerous Plan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hardware store employee has today been left shaking his head, after a rather interesting
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps,
PM’s Staff Gently Close The Door As They Inform Albo That All Of His Enemies Have Been Dealt With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I ASK FOR JUSTICE: As hundreds of thousands of pilgrims gather in St Peter’s Square
NSW Government Confident Sydney Trains Are Nearly Fucked Enough To Suggest Privatisation???
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government has today quietly convened for a conversation about the capital’s transport network.
Well That Didn’t Work Out The Way You Thought It Would
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a hilarious turn of events, former Nationals senator turned Liberal Party problem child, Jacinta Price,
Nationals Book Motorbike Tour Of South East Asia After Coming Out Of Long Term Relationship
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The country’s primary regional political party has today taken a big step forward in its
Landlord Who Hiked Rent 3 Times In Last 3 Years Goes Quiet On Dropping Rent After Latest Rate Cut
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of middling local property moguls have today spoken to The Advocate after the Reserve
LNP Senator James McGrath Severed In Half By Coalition Split
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Coalition is no more. After decades of working together, The Liberal Party and Nationals
David Littleproud Faces Backlash From Female Voters After Breaking Up With Sussan Ley Via Post-It Note
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The Liberals and Nationals are now separate political parties for the first time since 1987, as
Sussan Ley Responds To National Party Break-Up By Immediately Booking Bottomless Brunch With The Teals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If you are a normal person who hasn’t been closely following the flow-on affects
“Fuck These City Boys” Says David Littleproud, As The Nationals Split From Coalition
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of several minutes ago, Australia’s Federal Parliament has become an eternal one-party system
Woman Who Agreed To Meet Finance Bro Hubby For Lunch Struggling To Find Him In The CBD
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who agreed to meet her finance bro hubby for lunch has found herself playing