Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Baby Waits Until Change Is Fully Complete Before Unleashing Giant Shit In Fresh Nappy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local four and a half month old has taken the piss this morning, it can
ABC Joins 10 In Axing Their Once-Popular Current Affairs Show That Nobody Really Watches Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ABC has confirmed it will cease production of its long-running panel program
Channel 10 To Replace The Project With Re-Runs of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Channel that prides itself on its efforts to talk to young Australians has today announced
Parent’s Eyes Glaze Over As Childfree Daughter Shares Non-Procreation Related Achievements
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who’s never wanted kids has come to a sobering realisation this week: her
Israel Still Denying Strategically Starving Palestinians Despite Arresting Anyone That Tries To Bring Them Food
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Israel has today publicly reiterated its commitment to stopping the people of Gaza from dying from
Absolute Dipstick Selling A BBQ On Marketplace That’s Not Even Clean AND He Wants $150
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An old fool from Betoota Heights has thrown a fucked barbecue up on Marketplace
Postie Busted After Dropping His Stash Of Pre-Written “Sorry We Missed You” Cards
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local-postie has been caught red handed with a deck of pre-filled “Sorry We
Scott Morrison Awarded 5 Order Of Australias For Each Of His Stolen Ministries During Covid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison is today basking in the glow of the country’s highest
Noted Arms Smuggler Greta Thunberg Intercepted Bringing Rocket Launchers Into Gaza, Says Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Israel has continued to shore up it’s popular standing amongst the global
American Embassy Defends Reporter Being Shot: “It’s An Authentic American Experience”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The American Embassy has today taken a quick minute to hose down some serious concerns from
Indiscriminately Firing Upon Journalists From Ally Nations Not Usually A Sign Of A Healthy Democracy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a diplomatic misdemeanour that probably hasn’t ever happened outside of the confusing jungles of
Aussie Crypto Bro Shattered By The Falling Out Between The Two Foreign Billionaires He’s Based His Entire Personality Around
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last few days have been heartbreaking for part-time crypto hustler/full-time time rental