PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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AFL Media Squeeze As Much Juice As They Can Out Of The Trade Window Before They Get Replaced By Skull and Punter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Northern parts of the East Coast go about their offseason glumly waiting for the
Local Tradie Unveils His Impressive ‘Ciggie Legs’ After Ten Years Of Socks And Shorts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local carpenter has copped some weird glances this week, after the shift to warmer weather
Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown
Victorian Liberals Revisit ‘The 6 O’Clock Swill’ To Win Back The Shearer’s Wives And Seventh-Day Adventists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new poll has found that The Victorian Liberal Party is on track for a fourth
Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate
Swiftie English Teacher Really Revelling In The New Shakespearean References
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights teacher has kicked off Term 4 with a bang, it can be
City Worker Silently Laughing For Entire Commute Must Have A Good Podcast, Or Something Fucking Funny Happened At Work
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A woman that has been chuckling to herself in silence for close to to 45 minutes
Local Englishman Wildly Misinterprets The Guardian’s Bird Of The Year Poll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based recruiter has today been left with egg on his face, after making a
Joyful Scenes As Young Bloke’s Pay Comes Through In The Midst Of A Financially Reckless Weeknight Piss Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 23-year-old Tommy Flint experienced a rare but pivotal canon event for Australian men overnight,
Inbetweeners Reunion Set To Follow The Pussay Patrol On A Blackpool Stag-Do Before Jay Marries A Russian Bride From The Internet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some big news for millennials with a case of arrested development, the British coming-of-
Victoria Pointlessly Goes Crazy Over Trade Period, As If Anything Is Gonna Stop Brisbane 3Peating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The southern and western states are once again foaming at the mouth today, it can be
Conflict Definitely Over As Traumatised Gazans Return Home To Rubble With An Average Male Population Of 14 And No Schools Or Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today rejoicing some welcome good news. Those in Australia have awoken to imagery