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American Beef Is Not “Banned” In Australia, We Just Don’t Buy It Because “It’s Dogshit”
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LA Protests Come To A Standstill After Kendall Jenner Hands A Can Of Pepsi To ICE Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT PEPSI FOR YOUR ICE?: In some much needed good news, it can be reported that the
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has woken up to some devastating news today. On top of the passing of
PM Vows To Redirect Sub Funds To Something Just As Pointless Like Public Housing If AUKUS Fails
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has confirmed that should the AUKUS security pact collapse, his
Leaked McLaren Race Plan Suggests Oscar Piastri Will Try To Win Upcoming Canadian GP
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A confidential document leaked from McLaren’s UK headquarters has revealed that Oscar Piastri
Hospo Employee With A 1998 Barina Worth Of Super Weirdly Not Too Worried About New Tax Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter woman by the name of Maixine Wilson has today explained to The
Aussie Influencer In LA Not Going To Let Violent Martial Law Ruin Her Trip
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A determined young Australian in LA has continued to ignore the downfall of American civil liberties
Popular New Byron Bay Childcare Centre Boasts All Beige Aesthetic For Influencer’s Kids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Sydney entrepreneur has come up with a genius new business model to cater to influencers,
Spectacularly Imploding Country Finds Time To Have A Crack At Australia For Sanctions On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The incredibly United States of America have today taken time out of their busy day, to
‘America Is Just Like Idiocracy’ Says Woman Forgetting That President Camacho Was Actually A Pretty Good Leader
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT IT’S GOT ELECTROLYTES: A woman who recently rewatched Idiocracy has been left feeling deeply unsettled
Ten Years On, Local Man Lives With Souvenir Of A Simpler, Cheekier Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is looking back today on a simpler, cheekier time in