Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Queensland Woman In High-Rise Apartment Doesn’t Even Have To Flick On The TV To Know Origin Result
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Queensland woman living in a high rise Newstead apartment has discovered she doesn’t even
Mum’s Already Had Her Own ‘State Of Origin’ This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mother of 3 has today confirmed to our esteemed regional newspaper that she hasn’
Man’s Faith In Employer’s Solvency Evaporates As They Book Him On Jetstar Flight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Internal crisis washed over a mid-level manager this afternoon as he stood in
Aspiring Home Buyers Find Selves In Weird Universe Where They Don’t Want Interest Rates To Go Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of aspiring home owners have today spoken to The Advocate about the weird predicament
Leagues Club Goes Pokie-Free By Subsidising Their 250 Gaming Machines With One Daily Pilates Class
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tide is turning against one of Australia’s most protected rackets, as more and more
Local Woman All For Body Positivity Except When Talking To Her Fat Arse Cat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s body positivity is only reserved for humans it seems, as it’s
Residents That Don’t Want Maccas In Neighbourhood Should Get A Better Job And Move Somewhere Less Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A noisy coalition of leaners from the French Quarter are this week attempting to
Flakiest Mate In Group Chat Urged Not To Wait Until Pyrotechnics To Say That Something’s Come Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Tom has come under fire from his wider family and friendship network. The local
Morwell Farewells The Economic Boom Of Journalists And Cameramen Grabbing A Feed During Court Recess
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The town of Morwell has today returned to being a run-of-the-mill regional Victorian
Bloke Asks Visiting Poms Why They Seemed To Dislike That ‘British Albo’ So Much
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A visiting group of Lions fans has left a local man deeply confused after
Recruitment Firms Complain That Jobseekers Are Using AI In Resumes To Outsmart Their AI Filters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Recruitment agencies are reportedly ‘fed up’ with the increasing use of ChatGPT in cover letters and
Private Equity Willing To Help Fix Broken Childcare System If There’s A Buck In It For Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Diamantina-based private equity firm has admitted that they’d be willing to