PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Millennial Can't Explain Why Music Sounded Better When It Was Torrented And Played Off These
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local millennial has admitted he cannot adequately explain why music sounded objectively better when it
Report: It's Not Easy Picking A Leader In A Party Full Of Men That Were Born To Rule
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party remains stuck in purgotry this week, as the far-right populists from One
Queensland Woman Says The Bog Water Was Forgivable But This Haircut Is Not
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Queensland woman has today confirmed that although she forgave Reece Walsh for his bog drinking
Report: Only Thing That's Getting Cheaper Is The Prize Money On Australian Reality TV Shows
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the only thing in Australia that's getting cheaper
Woman At Airport Pretends Not To Care About Baggage At Carousel So It Comes Out Faster
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A woman standing at an airport baggage carousel has reportedly adopted a "IDGAF" attitude
Banks Now Providing Kiosk Service For Anyone Who Needs To Re-Mortgage While Drinking At Howard Smith Wharves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The sun is out in Brisbane and the New Year health kicks are coming to an
Dreamy Summer Fling Ruins Everything By Returning From The Servo With A White Monster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter man has gone ahead and done it today, it can be confirmed.
Brothel Lighting In Gym Clear Indicator Membership Won’t Be Cheap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A new report has found that brothel lighting in gyms is often a clear indication that
“The Buffalo Wings From Dominoes Are Good”, Says Absolute Sicko
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local sicko has sent shockwaves through his group chat after calmly stating that the buffalo
Buzz Rothfield Retires From Sports Journalism To Spend More Time With His Exotic Dancers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad day for consumers of Rugby League gossip, NRLCon icon Phil 'Buzz'
Local Woman Fully Aware Boyfriend Is Trying To Provoke Her Still Takes The Bait Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today once again been successfully ragebaited by her boyfriend, despite knowing full
Entire Town Gasps In Awe As Regional Dad Perfectly Executes A Breath-Taking Can-Opener At Local Pool
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Beaudley Bunkley (27) has today reclaimed his title as the most talented bloke off