Ben Carroll Says Big Build Royal Commission Is A ‘Fucking Beat Up’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Outgoing Victorian Premier Ben Carroll has today been accused of giving a rather calculated political press
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Dangerous Rural Cousins Dispatched To Deal With Troublemakers Getting Too Close To Park Wedding
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota's Botanic Gardens played host to the fairytale nuptials of Flight Path District couple
BYD Shark Owner Has Social Credit Rating Downgraded For Tailgating And Racially Abusing Fellow Motorists
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what's thought to be a world first, an angry young electrician
Teal Politics Infiltrates North Korea As Highly Educated Girlboss Tipped To Become Next Dictator
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SMASH THE PATRIARCHY: The uniquely Australian disruption to centre-right politics appears to be spreading globally,
8 Unemployed Sickos Who Watched Us Get Belted Out Of T20 Cricket World Cup Still Fuming
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A small collective of Australian men have today confirmed that they are still very much off
Revealed: High-Speed Rail Link To Cost Taxpayers Up To 1 Nuclear Submarine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The shocking cost of a high-speed rail link between Sydney and Newcastle would
The Alleged Invasion Day Bomber Was Just Your Typical East Perth Derro. Anyway, Look Here Thanks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia has a refined instinct for threat. It can detect menace as it enters
Stefanovic Running Out Of Australian Podcast Guests Who Can Feed The Algorithm With Racial And Far-Right Grievances
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Popular TV host turned podcast host Karl Stefanovic has today sat down with The Advocate to
Angus Taylor Not Sure If He Should Put Hastie In Charge Of Slashing NDIS Or Running Cruel Offshore Detention Centres
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newest leader of the Federal Opposition is expected to announce his exciting new shadow ministry
Australia's T20 Slump Blamed On Travis Head's New Obsession With Sri Lankan Stilt Fishing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Cricket team is doing a few minutes of soul searching this week, after a
RETRACTION: Crowded House Are Not "Boomer Wiggles" As Reported By The Betoota Advocate In 2024
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Board and Editorial Executive of The Betoota Advocate formally retract statements published in
Local Gweilo Gets Into Spirit Of Chinese New Year By Saying ‘Ni Hao!’ To Cantonese Yum Cha Waiter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's most worldly fleet logistics managers has today decided to join in
Opportunistic Outer Metro Furniture Salesman Considers Joining One Nation, Getting Elected To Parliament, Immediately Leaving The Party And Sitting As An Independent, As Is Tradition
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights furniture salesman is genuinely considering joining One Nation this week for