Samoan Mate Blames The Keferee
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter man has today confirmed that he's still struggling to talk
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St George Dragons Fans Unimpressed By The Lack Of Pokie Machines In Las Vegas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOTHING ON THE BEXLEY RISSOLE: A Penshurst man has today checked into a famous Nevada casino
Silly Dogbox Owners Have Spiked Inflation By Spending Frivolously In The Economy Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inflation is like a pitbull that's been let off the lead at
Jodie Hopes It Won't Be Too 'Difficult' For The Prime Minister To Bunk With Toto From Now On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has offered a rather imaginative apology for referring to the 2021 Australian
Scientists Discover First Ever South African Born Person With A Sense Of Humour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota arm of the CSIRO has proved it's worth once again today, after
"Bro What Did I Tell You?": ScoMo And Albo Bro Out Over Their Shared Suffering
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a conversation between a conservative centrist and a centrist jellyfish took place this
1990s Poofter Basher Didn't End Up Settling Down In A Godly Heterosexual Relationship After All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who once policed the morality of his coastal hometown with his fists, is yet
"Why, God?" Asks Aging Christian After Being Met With Electric Guitars At The 10AM Service
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A longtime churchgoer from Betoota Heights asked the Big Man why he does the
Report: They Just Don't Make Shows Like Rake Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HARRY SORRY: Despite their best efforts, the Australia's big budget TV producers have been
Troy Buswell And A Cheap Office Chair Join 'Reset The West' CPAC Conference In Perth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The upcoming Reset The West CPAC Conference in Perth has been taken to the
One Nation's Surge In The Polls Puts Pressure On Pauline Hanson To Unveil An Unprecedented Second Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the sands of the political landscape shifting significantly this year, a huge line has been
Bloke Now Sympathising With Wife's Single Friends After Getting A Good Look At The Dating Pool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has this week confirmed to The Betoota Advocate that his eyes have
New Year Resolution To Visit The Library Results In Forgetful Woman Accidentally Becoming Major Book Thief
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman's commendable resolution to start using her local library more often has