Samoan Mate Blames The Keferee
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter man has today confirmed that he's still struggling to talk
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78-Year-Old Liberal Branch Member Sick Of Not Being Taken Seriously At Meetings Because He's Too Young
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Liberal Party branch meeting in Betoota Ponds has ended in a fiery exchnage overnight, as
Local Woman Strives To Be As Good At Avoiding Conflict As The Nation Of Oman
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Betoota Grove woman is striving to stay out of drama as much as the
Best Man Who Doesn't Often Talk About His Feelings Uses The Word 'Loyal' 15 Times During Wedding Speech
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A glamorous wedding in the Betoota Downs this weekend has descended into a long-form Martin
Morbidly Unathletic Middle Aged Man Better At Tennis Than You Will Ever Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT That's just the fact of the matter. Maybe if you went and signed up
Sandgroper Chuckles As Simple East Coaster Mangles Pronunciation Of Yallingup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Perth native has let out a condescending chortle this afternoon as a colleague
Trump Sons Prepare To Take Part In Age-Old Family Tradition
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT DC insiders are reporting that the US President's sons are gearing to take part
Dubai Crypto Bro Rushes Home To Peacetime Nation He Spent 5 Years Running Down As A Woke Shit Hole
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Dubai crypto bro - who has spent the last few years dragging his home nation
"Who's The Softcock Now? Huh?" Says Tradie Plugging His Softcock EV Ute Into Worksite's 3-Phase Power Plug
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electrician who spent recent months being called a softcock for buying a
Jackie O Quits Radio To Focus On The Long-Awaited Reboot Of Thorpie’s Undercover Angels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jackie "O" Henderson has quit her hit KIIS FM radio show, and will be
Business As Usual: Kyle Promises A Virgin Tradie Will Eat Out A Vegan Lesbo Live On Air In Next Show
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Larger than life radio personality Kyle Sandilands has today taken another setback in his stride. With
Liberal Party Insiders Have Leaked The Entire 2025 Election Review To The Betoota Advocate - READ HERE!
EDITORIAL STATEMENT | CONTACT The Liberal Party federal executive last week decided not to publicly release the report authored by former
Aussie Backpacker Now Very Well Acquainted With The Vending Machines In Doha International Airport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the War In Iran begins to spread throughout the Middle East, with retaliatory strikes on