HR Department Curious Why 14 Men Have Suddenly Applied For Leave On The Same Day In November
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brownshirts at a mid-sized Betoota Heights marketing firm has reportedly grown suspicious
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Mum Somehow Manages To Download Coronavirus Onto Family Computer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After installing around a dozen “useful” search toolbars and diligently filling out as many data-mining
Hope Fading As Captain Planet Tests Positive For COVID-19
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The USA has been dealt a severe blow in President Donald Trump’s self-imposed ‘War
Quarantined Boomer Struggling To Find Purpose Without Pokies, Cruises Or Public Transport Racism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Not only are Baby Boomers at a higher risk of contracting COVID-19, it has been
NRL Forced To Act Like They Weren’t Expecting Worse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With four NRL players being handed a total of $120,000 worth of fines for breaching
EP 108: Malcolm Turnbull
On this week’s podcast, we speak to a private citizen about his new book that details his life. What
Betoota Weekly News Bulletin – 01/05/20
Kevin Rudd’s latest comments, real estate agents, and plenty of local news – Clancy Overell, Errol Parker Wendell Hussey wrap up all the big stories from the week in news. Recording out of the respective Budgy Smuggler Bedrooms, there’s plenty to talk about. So tune in.
“Supporting Local Businesses” Roughly Translated To “I Hate Cooking”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Research scientists at Betoota University have today made the long-anticipated announcement; ordering takeaway under the
Local Woman Starting To Battle To Find Excuses To Brush A Date With Dating App Suitors
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact With social distancing restrictions easing across the country, Betoota Grove woman Belle Henley will have to
Sydney Trams The Only Public Transport Service Not Reporting A Decline In Passengers From Covid
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In a bit of good news today, while busses and trains are crying poor from a
Graph Lover Doesn’t Want This Shit To End
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While droves of people are begging for an end to Coronavirus updates, one local graph lover
Dutton Far More Keen To Discuss Captain Cook Than The More Recent Boatful Of Old White People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is back from his deathbed and doing what he does best
Melbourne Man’s Eyes Roll Out Of His Skull Onto The Floor Listening To How Cold Sydney Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when he thought his life couldn’t get any worse, a Melbourne man’