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NSW Premier Urges People To Visit Their Local This Afternoon Before Lockdown Next Week
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The New South Wales Premier has told her people to enjoy their local pub this afternoon because the state is going to be going back into lockdown from next week, probably.
With three new cases today, Gladys Berejiklian said it’s only a matter of time before more ‘fucking Victorians’ start popping up all over the state with the pangolin’s wrath.
“My advice would be to go to the pub and get a firm buzz on because we might have to go back into lockdown,” Berejikilian told media in Sydney this afternoon.
“At this rate, it’ll be by next Friday,”
“And it’s all Victoria’s fault.”
More to come.