Word Of The Week: Diaphanous (Something Thin, Light, And Delicate Enough To Be See-Through)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On another fine Friday afternoon, The Betoota Advocate is pleased to present its third social media
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Melbourne Man’s Eyes Roll Out Of His Skull Onto The Floor Listening To How Cold Sydney Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when he thought his life couldn’t get any worse, a Melbourne man’
Local Man Even Surprising Himself With Inability To Find Time To Hang Out Washing While WFH
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Tristan Holloway went into social distancing thinking he would finally become the productive man his girlfriend
Oh Babe: Sophie Officially Ends Things With Bloke She Went On One Date With Prior To Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On top of the low lows that come with isolating from COVID-19 during the depressing
Tasmanian Premier Explains Northwest Hospital Has Been Cleaned Deeper Than The Roosters Books
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of Tasmania has broken protocol this morning and used a rugby league
Local Woman Spends Self Isolation Reflecting On Where She Might Want To Eat In 5 Months
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Isolation has been, for many, a good time to reflect on the more important things in
Betoota Weekly News Bulletin – 01/05/20
Kevin Rudd’s latest comments, real estate agents, and plenty of local news – Clancy Overell, Errol Parker Wendell Hussey wrap up all the big stories from the week in news. Recording out of the respective Budgy Smuggler Bedrooms, there’s plenty to talk about. So tune in.
Nation Not Overly Surprised At How Smooth Things Can Run With Limited Input From This Idiot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the national roll-out of Jobkeeper begins and medical experts congratulate Australians for their exemplary
State And Territory Leaders Given ‘Doomsday’ Switch To Reopen The Pubs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State and territory leaders around the country have been given the responsibility today to
Supermarkets Introduce One Pack Limit For Frangers Ahead Of Opening Floodgates This Friday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT If you thought we’d moved past panic buying as a society, then you might want
Report: How Fucken Good Is That First Sip Gonna Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by a hospitality industry body has found that the pure euphoria that will
Ricky Stuart Tipped To Run As ALP Candidate For Eden-Monaro After Debuting Glorious Moustache
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Canberra Raiders coach Ricky Stuart is the value bet to win Labor pre-selection as the
Farmers Union Touted As The New Hydroxychloroquine As SA Goes A Week Without Any New Cases
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s only two places on this hellrock where Coca-Cola isn’t the