"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this
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Farmers Union Touted As The New Hydroxychloroquine As SA Goes A Week Without Any New Cases
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There’s only two places on this hellrock where Coca-Cola isn’t the
PM Decides To Escalate Things With China By Fronting Media Wearing Mack Horton’s Gold Medal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has raised a few eyebrows this morning and taken the spat with China to
Ruby Princess Inquiry Finds Ship Had Threatened To Pull A ‘Speed 2’ If They Couldn’t Disembark
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Ruby Princess special inquiry has heard that the situation on sister ship Diamond Princess – quarantined
Daily News Bulletin – Thursday 30th April
Scott Morrison stirs China up even more, a man’s touching gesture for a mate, and how an huge bout of iso irritability was cured – it’s your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Only A Greek Could Have Pulled This Shit Off Mate, Says Local Greek
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT May 28 is the date for kick-off. The NRL Telstra Premiership will recommence as a
Man Just Popping Over To Mate’s Place To Check On Him With Carton Of Piss And Two Fresh Decks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact State governments around the nation are beginning the arduous process of untangling the lockdown
Erratic Isolation Mood Swing Brought Under Control With The Sweet Endorphin Release Of Gossip
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT Betoota Grove woman, Bindi Hansen (32) was at breaking point earlier today, after yet another
Local Dad Not Angry, Just Disappointed, After Teenage Son Describes Pulp Fiction As ‘Okay’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights dad, Benjamin Vega (43) has really had the wind taken out of his
Girl Who Was Planning On Doing NYC This Year Settles For Adelaide
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “If you squint hard enough, the River Torrens looks like the Hudson,” she said.
Mature Aged Student Finally Figures Out How To Get Into Online Classes At Five Week Mark
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Grahame Wood has finally broken through today. After 5 weeks of being unable to share personal
Nation Left Utterly Devastated By Tragic Cancellation Of Logie Awards
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news from down South, the TV Week Logie Awards have officially been cancelled
McDonald’s Soft Serve Machine Not Working “Due To Coronavirus”
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A common problem has been given a contemporary twist with news that McDonald’s Soft Serve