HR Department Curious Why 14 Men Have Suddenly Applied For Leave On The Same Day In November
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brownshirts at a mid-sized Betoota Heights marketing firm has reportedly grown suspicious
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Math Teacher Says He’s Not Falling For That One Again As School Tries To Give Him Free iPad
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 73-year-old mathematics teacher at Betoota Grove’s exclusive Whooton School For
Daily News Bulletin – Tuesday 5th May
Barnaby’s latest quest for attention, a local mum downloading the coronavirus and some AFL name carrying on – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your daily news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.
Local Man Still Buzzing From That Walk In The Park With His Mate On Saturday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mikey Harnett (30, Betoota’s Old City District) has spent the last two days going over
Police Urge Men Taking Cartons Of Beer Over To Their Mate’s Place To Stop Taking The Piss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local police have urged men to stop ‘taking the piss’ with social visits after
Woman Forced To Put Foot Down As Local Boyfriend Actively Considers Baking Croissants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman has done what many women have done before her today and
PM Urges Wives, Girlfriends, Mums To Stop Scaring Men Away From Testing With ‘Man Flu’ Taunts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As COVID-19 continues to wreak havoc outside of the Northern Hemisphere, there is intense and
Government Toys With The Idea Of Consulting Teachers On When Schools Should Go Back
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I just feel like grabbing the back of their heads and bashing their foreheads
Eels Staff Frantically Paint Try Lines Around Each Player To Ensure Correct Social Distancing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Parramatta Eels NRL team are frantically working through the coronavirus as best they can this
Barnaby Waits At Tamworth Airport With Crate Of Waikato Long Necks To Say Kia Ora To The Boys
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coach Stephen Kearney says dealing with the constant pestering from Federal MP Barnaby Joyce is just
Man Begins Epic Quest Into The Unknown To Find A Weekend Tee Time At A Course Near His Home
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man has started his working week with a near-impossible task. Michael Beadie
Rich Old Toff Refuses To Fuck Up About Precious Golf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former AFL player turned racist TV personality Sam Newman is reportedly still making noise down in
NZ Warriors Ask Tamworth Local Council For Assurance Barnaby Won’t Come Down To Play Touch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New Zealand Warriors have today asked authorities for one last favour – to stop a certain