West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
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Frydenberg Assures Budget Would Be Worse If Last Government With Surplus Was In Charge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As Josh Frydenberg announces 9% unemployment by Christmas and a less-festive $85.4bn budget deficit
The Quarantine Dodgers, 500,000 Melbourne Dad’s Crack The Same Joke & The Hutt River Hermits – August 5
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Thanks A Lot Dan! Melbourne Tradies Say Masks Restrict Them From Wolf Whistling At Young Mums
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Victorian capital reaches the halfway point on the first week of their month-and-
Ardern Admits Trans-Tasman Travel Bubble Now As Likely As New Zealand Losing Bledisloe Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister of New Zealand has told journalists today that plans for a
McGowan Continues To Impress After Negotiating Peace Treaty With Powerful Hutt River Province
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australia Premier Mark McGowan continues on his hot streak this week as the most universally
Over 500,000 Melbourne Dads Crack The Same Joke About Always Needing A Permit To Leave Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While plenty in Melbourne are sighing at another new rule governing their lives, a few hundred
Regional Pub Allows COVID Marshall To Use Cattle Prod On Pissed Idiots Who Can’t Stay Seated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality employee has today decided that it might be time to get serious. The
Courier-Mail Reports The Three Blokes Who Snuck Into Queensland All Have Mental Health Issues And Should Have Their Privacy Respected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Southeast Corner’s most popular daily newspaper is reporting this morning that the
Sliver Of Nail Polish On Big Toe Lasts Longer Than The $300 Heels It Was Supposed To Match
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT You’d think forking out $300 for a pair of heels would mean they lasted for
4th Grade Spin Bowler Pulls A British Supermodel After Splashing A Bit Of SW On His Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The announcement that cricketing great Shane Warne has launched his first fragrance has been well received
The Latest From Melbourne, Israel Folau & More – August 4
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Daniel Andrew Zooms Mike Baird For Pointers On How To Stop An Entire City From Socialising
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of 6pm last night, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews and Chief Health Officer Brett Sutton have