NSW Parliament Suspended As Hot Mess Gladys Declares It’s Wine O Fucking Clock

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Tools down, it’s wine-o-fucking- clock!

That’s the message coming out of Sydney’s Macquarie Street this evening, as Premier Gladys Berejiklian (still) declares she ‘is so fucking done with this week.’

Like literally, done.

The strong words come after another day of full-blown corruption was aired in the ICAC, with Daryl Maguire trying to discuss a land deal with her that would have netted him a cool 1.5 million dollars.

That follows a string of revelations around the behaviour of Maguire in relation to cash for visa schemes, property developer lobbying and all sorts of other crook shit, which Berejiklian claims she wasn’t party to in her 5-year intimate relationship with the man.

However, that’s next week’s problem, because right now, Hot Mess Gladys is onto her second glass of bubbly and is about to grab a bottle of rosè with the girls.

After 15 or so minutes posing for a few Instagram stories, Gladys told our reporters that she is full-on done with it.

“It’s Friday, and I’m done with this shit,” said the Premier who might not be the Premier for much longer.

“All of that drama can literally fuck off, because I’m with the girls tonight,” said Gladys to a bout of laughter from her friends.

“Now, if you wouldn’t mind, we’re kinda busy, so see ya”