West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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Nation Demands More Head Wobbles From Fatty Vautin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A week after Nathan Hindmarsh waxed Bryan Fletcher on the Matty Johns Show for the sixth
Panicked Melbourne Man Not Panicked Enough To Buy Jamie Oliver’s $15 Chicken Bits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite all other meat being stripped from the shelves, a panicked Melbourne shopper still
Local Gym Bro Finally Has An Actual Reason To Wear His Stupid Elevation Mask
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Legends Gym in Betoota Heights, local Gym Bro Brad Parker finally
Eddie McGuire Defends Nathan Buckley’s Upcoming Appearance As Contestant On Millionaire Hot Seat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has caused a bit of a stir again today, by defending his
Wagga Finally Cements Long-Awaited City Status With Four Positive Cases Of COVID-19
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The large regional centre formally known as Wagga Wagga has graduated from it’s
Israel Folau Continues Work On Retirement Plan As Sky News After Dark Host
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Israel Folau has continued working on setting himself up for a life after football by putting
Report: Poor Buggers
In a first for Australian society, The rest of the nation is now treating Victorians gently and with the love
Crowds Flock To Sydney’s Bondi Beach In Effort To Catch Up On Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney has once again been left in Melbourne’s dust as the Victorian capital
Banks New Lending Regime, The Worst Kind Of Weather & Coke’s New Winfield Flavour – August 3
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another week in news live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Top Of The Stairs Found To Be Perfect Vantage Point For Hearing Family Talk Shit About You
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local bloke Lachlan Kirkwood has today decided he’s ready to get his feelings hurt, after
Local Dad Sips Coffee And Peers Out Window As He Plans Next Rampage Of Yardwork
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Sipping from a cup of blistering hot coffee, local dad Steven Myers peers out his window
“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After months of microwaved meals and subpar home cooked meals, local woman Vanessa Leads is eager