West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
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Reverse Psychology: Andrews Tells City To Go Out And Have Fun In Hope They Keep Disobeying Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sensational story from down south, the Premier of Victoria has today tried an incredible
Victorian Opposition Argue The 50 Young Libs Hired To Delete Tim Smith’s Tweets Are Essential
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has today announced an additional 471 coronavirus cases have been identified over
Selfish Astrologist Refuses To Give Pandemic An End Date
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Since being declared a pandemic on March 11 2020, the fight against COVID-19 has been
Canberra On The Brink Of Economic Collapse After Virus Prevents Year 6 Excursions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for the nation’s capital, Canberra’s economy is currently on the
The PM Asks The Nation To Make Babies, A New Covid Rule & The Trans Tasman Travel Bubble – August 6
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Passive Aggressive TV Celebrity With More Money Than God Surprisingly A Bit Hard To Work With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most recent headlines to take attention away from the COVID-19 pandemic, the Black
Western Civilisation’s Final Defence Against Full Blown Fascism Resigns From Daddy’s Company
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In an announcement that has surprised absolutely nobody, a prominent trustfund baby from Sydney’s Eastern
Insurance Company Rewards Loyal Customer With 20% Discount For New Customers Only
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a rare PR win, local insurance firm BetootInsure has won the hearts of its
Melbourne Truthers Demand The Right To Shop Unmasked At Bunnings At 2AM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Proving they are Australia’s most European city, a fringe group of Melbourne activists are planning
‘Team Player’ Code For ‘Will Come To Work During A Pandemic’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact It’s BAU for corporate lingo as the dialect of the diligent continues to change and
PM: “Please Have More Babies And Let Them Suffer On This Burning Planet With A Future Of Low Wages And Poor Job Security”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Condoms are for prudish losers and the future is bleak. That’s the message
COVID-19 Update: Sharing Scotch Finger Biccies Now Illegal In All Eastern States
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact As the COVID-19 precautions are expanded, a new rule has enraged civil libertarians and