Battle Of The Chris's To Be Decided By A Game Of Bullrush Outside The Beehive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our great friends across the dutch (sic) have hosted an incredibly tight election over the weekend.
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Albo Glad This Diplomacy Shit Is Finally Over For The Day So He Can Go Have A $31 Pint Of Heineken At The Marina Bay Sands Infinity Pool Like Every Other Australian Seems To Do When In Singapore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese emerged from six hours of bilateral talks on fuel security
US Confirms Poor Black Men And Rednecks Will Automatically Be Registered For Military Draft
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Home of The Free and the Land of The Brave (T's and C&
Local Patriot Didn't Know Who Ben Roberts-Smith Was Until He Saw A Pixelated And Highly Perjurious Meme Declaring His Unconditional Innocence
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Proud Aussie, Claydon Brankton (45, estate auctioneer) loves his country. From Gallipolli to the global war
NSW Government Furious Iran Beat Them To Installing Tolls On The Strait Of Hormuz
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW government has today joined the Coalition of Conflict in condemning the nation of Iran.
Nation Longs For A Time When Our Billionaires Just Played Polo And Breakdanced Instead Of Meddling In Populist Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time in our history when the nation's billionaires were
Gina Rinehart Says Multimillionaire Media Executive From A Family Of Supreme Court Judges And Opera Singers Is Being Smeared By ‘The Elites’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's richest person has this week decided to once again offer up her two
Report: Seems Like A Circle Back Is Required For Parties To Synergise On That Ceasefire Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The warring factions of this decades Middle East conflict have today been urged to pop some
There Are Approximately 7,159 Living Languages In Use Worldwide; Each Of Them Said "For Fuck's Sake" Overnight As Israel Breaks Ceasefire And Ruins It For Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ceasefire was four hours old when the bombs started falling on Beirut. Israel
Historic Ceasefire Deal Now Has As Many Versions Of Events As Drunken Hen's Party Argument
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Less than a day after coming to terms on a historic ceasefire deal, the world is
Sorry, What Was The Point Of This Whole Thing Again?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
Media Confirms War Crime Trial Will Be Treated As Left v Right Issue Rather Than A Legal One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's media class moved swiftly today to confirm that charges laid
Artemis II Spaceship Somehow Has Better Reception Than Vodafone User Sitting In Suburban Park
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman is trying to wrap her head around the fact that astronauts that are