Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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NSW Health Says Mistakes Were Made Over Sydney Removalists But It’s Not Government’s Fault
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Pangolin’s Wrath has returned to Melbourne yet again and once again, it’
“Oh Way To Rub It In!” Says Boris Johnson After Waking Up To A Severed Horse Head In His Bed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has today asked all Brits to remember the importance of being
Daily Telegraph Reveal Kevin Rudd Was Actually Trying To Negotiate On Behalf Of Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking political news this afternoon, allegations have emerged that a former Prime Minister may
Sunshine Coast Community Flee As Hordes Of NRL Players Descend Upon Area
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The streets that line the Sunshine Coast are reportedly deserted this afternoon, after a frantic mass
Toowoomba Also Keen To Talk To Kevin Rudd About Quarantine Facilities They Are Ready To Build
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Business leaders from the rural Queensland epicentre of Toowoomba are taking the lead from the corporates
Australia’s Grandfather Forced To Step Up And Raise Us After Dad Skips Town During Pandemic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GRAMPA KEV: Australian voters are today thankful for the community of ex-politicians that still remain
Gladys Calls On Yuppies Who Ruined Sydney To Keep Snitching On Old Greeks Blokes Playing Cards
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called on the human sewerage that have spilled out
Balance Restored To Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Football has confirmed this morning, that it might stay on tour for just a little bit
Neptune Commended For 1.6 Trillionth Consecutive Day Without Active Spicy Cough Case
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Planet Neptune has today reported no new cases of the spicy cough, marking an impressive 1.
Rural Fire Service Report Finds That Cars With Less Rego Are Far More Flammable
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A report commissioned by the RFS has revealed that a car’s flammability is inversely proportional
Record Support For Cannabis Decriminalisation Has Nothing To Do With Lockdowns
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The results are in and it looks like most Australians don’t mind the idea of
Report: Federal Government Should Have Handed Over Jab Roll-Out To The CWA Months Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With less than 8% of the Australian population jabbed up, the largely still vulnerable Australian public