Affluent Brazilian Backpacker Notes Immediate Improvement In Treatment After Clarifying He's An Affluent Brazilian Backpacker
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact There are few things more educational for a young man from São Paulo's
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Aussie Kids To Resume Watching Judge Judy and M*A*S*H Reruns As Government Bans YouTube For Under 16s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has vowed to protect their young people from the brain-rot of online algorithms,
Sell-Out Irishman Cheers For This Colonial Monstrosity Known As The British And West British Lions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Coogee resident is today enjoying his 5th straight week of treason. Cormac Gallagher, a
Outback Jackaroos And Roo Shooters Now Busy Exploring The Internet With StarWank Satellite Service
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American tech entrepreneur Elon Musk has left his mark on Outback Australia, as thousands of single
Unemployed Job Applicant Asked Why He’s Applying For A Job
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man that’s looking for a job, who’s being interviewed by a business that
Local Man’s Immaculate Taste In Music Put Down To The Hours Spent Playing 2000s FIFA Games
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local 28 year old has admitted that his immaculate taste in music can be entirely
Dystopia Of Modern Tech Really Hitting Home As Woman Forgets Log In For Her Toothbrush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The dystopian reality of technology in 2025 is in full effect as a local woman has
Emerging Musician Cracks Triple J Airwaves With Nostalgic Tradie Anthem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An emerging Aussie artist has done the unthinkable this week – cracking the elusive Triple J airwaves
Australia Celebrates Launch Of The Leyland P76 Of Rockets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s ambitions in space were well and truly off the ground this week, after a
Self Described ‘Natural Flirt’ Surprisingly Only Flirts With Attractive People
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has raised some eyebrows this week, after insisting she’s simply a ‘natural
Expiry Date On Milk Reminds Local Girl She’s Got A Long Way To Go Until Pay Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is once again cursing the cruel, sadistic human that invented the
PM Comes Up With Simple Way To Decide Australia’s Position On Palestine: Another $400m Referendum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to clarify the national position on the conflict
Group Chat Pronounced Dead For Next 48 Hours After Roommate Sends Through Message Chasing Bills
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A usually bustling share house group chat has come to a standstill this week, with reports