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This morning in Singapore, the Prime Minister took his PR rebrand to the next level by taking to social media to enjoy a traditional tradesman’s breakfast in his hotel room.

However, it’s reportedly backfired after Scott Morrison (known locally by his stage name ScoMo) ran from the room to projectile vomit up the side of the vanity before collapsing beside the porcelain.

Workers groups, who said the PM’s Facebook Live Stream was largely offensive to their culture and society, took the opportunity to slam Scott this morning in the wake of the stunt.

Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning, Dale Boing from the South Betoota Council Of Builders said that thousands of tradies around the country begin their day with a chocolate-flavoured milk and a JPS Red – and that the PM needs to ‘stay in his lane’.

“You wouldn’t get Bill or even that uppity Malcolm doing that. They know where their place is,” said Boing.

“Now you’ve got Scott doing a live feed of him in Singapore or wherever the fuck he is, smoking inside his hotel room like he’s fucking Elton John or something while he downs half a chocolate milk!”

“It’s almost like he’s trying to lose the election on purpose!”

The Advocate reached out to the Prime Minister’s Office for comment but has yet to receive a reply.

More to come.


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