Full Grown Adult Male Still Unable To Dry Himself Properly After A Shower Apparently

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A local woman has been left shaking her head for the umptieth time this week, after another head scratcher from her significant other.

Jess Gline (30) was left to ponder the way her boyfriends brain works yesterday evening after watching him get dressed post shower.

Jumping the shower quickly before heading out to catch up with a couple of school mates, Jess's boyfriend spent a couple of minutes doing whatever it is he does in there, before he emerged into the opened doored bathroom.

Then watching her boyfriend like a curious magpie with its headed half cocked, Jess watched him pull all his clothes on while still dripping wet.

"Why don't you dry yourself like a normal person," laughed Jess, who has a long list of things her boyfriend does that simply don't make sense to her brain.

"Honestly look at you? Did you even dry yourself at all," she continued.

"You may as well have put your shirt on in the shower."

Not thinking much, Jess's boyfriend carried on with his business before heading out the door.

"It perplexes me."

"He's very good at a lot of things and I love him dearly, but some really really basic things he's just completely fucking useless at."

"Oh well, I'm sure he thinks the same about some of the shit I do."

"This is love hey."

More to come.