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Local mum, Annabelle Illet, has been suggesting that her newborn son and 4-year-old labrador are blood related, it has been confirmed through her rampant social media use.
Through posting photos of her son along with the family dog, Bruno, the 32-year-old high-end tupperware saleswoman has led her Facebook friends to believe that she actually thinks she gave birth to both of them.
By using the hashtag #brothers – and referring to them as ‘bros’ – the mother of three real humans is completely ignoring the fact that the dog actually came from a pet store in the Hunter Valley.
Psychologists say she shouldn’t attach herself to the dog in such a way.
“The little woofer is going to cark it in about five years” says local head doctor, Andrew.
“And it’s not just her, the kid’s going to suffer, too. How do you explain to your toddler that his ‘sibling’ has become so old that he can’t hear traffic”
However, Annabelle says no one understands the bond that her ‘sons’ share.
“His big brother is so protective. It’s adorable”
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