Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Abbott Joins Local F45 Gym In An Effort To Tackle Turnbull Related Self Esteem Issues
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After another tumultuous month, Tony Abbott, the country’s former Prime Minister has today decided to
Scott Morrison Confirmed As The Oldest Known Living Scott
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a dramatic week saw Scott Morrison become the next Prime Minister of Australia, the nation
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Retreats Back Into The Darkness After Defeat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The aspirational former Home Affairs Minister has retreated back into the shadows of the Liberal Party
“You Done?” Asks National Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party of Australia has today asked a big question of its political ally and
Abbott Family Decide It Might Be Time To Put Dad Into A Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Abbott family has today conceded that it might be time to face reality. Living on
Liberal Party Sends On Scott Morrison As Nightwatchman
The Liberal Party of Australia has today sensationally announced today that they will be sending in former Treasurer Scott Morrison
Go Home Cunt, Says Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia has extended a polite request to the Former Home Affairs Minister Peter
Rich White Dude From Sydney Replaces Rich White Dude From Sydney As PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news out of the nation’s capital, a rich white dude from Sydney has
Malcolm Turnbull Quits Parliament And Boards One Way Flight To Cayman Islands
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Departing Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown the towel in today, announcing that he is quitting
Labor Party Powerbrokers Lock Bill Shorten Away Until Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Kingmakers and factional heavyweights within the Australian Labor Party have pulled the trigger this morning. It
Turnbull Shocks Cabinet And Plays Hidden Immunity Idol
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Just when you thought the fiasco in Canberra couldn’t get any more ludicrous, Malcolm Turnbull
Liberal Party Self-Immolates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today performed a very shocking act of self-immolation, in protest