Victorian Premier Rocks A North Face Jacket As He Orders Every Bird In Melbourne To Be Caged For 300 Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitter winter climate continues to depress, Victorians could not be more primed to once
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‘This Is Sad’ Says Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The country has let out a collective sigh of exasperation this evening, as it prepares for
Cheryl From Accounts Declares Herself ‘Lit’ In Potential HR Disaster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s official, the silly season is here! The declaration was made moments ago at a
‘Leave Politics To The Professionals’ Says Dopey Cunt Who Spent Career As An Italian Citizen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan has blasted thousands of students involved in nationwide protests today.
Michael Clarke Demonstrates That He Means Business And Asks Hairdresser To Frost The Tips
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Michael Clarke-Gerard Whateley feud has escalated this afternoon, with the former Australian Captain firing
Little Aussie Battler Glad His Billion Dollar Multinational Mining Corporation Is Finally Being Heard
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Mining magnate Gautam Adani has been praised by coal advocates today following the announcement that the
Bank Executive Wondering If There’s Been Enough Clear Air To Slide A Christmas Bonus Through
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A high flying top end employee at one of Australia’s banks has confirmed today that
Stagnant Brown River Somehow Still ‘Mighty’ According To Locals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new study released today has confirmed that residents of every single Australian town and city
Sentinelese Islanders Reveal The Bloke Was Trying To Hand Out CrossFit Pamphlets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news coming out of the Bay of Bengal, the inhabitants of North Sentinel
Man That Insisted Banking Royal Commission Was Unnecessary Insists Federal ICAC Is Unnecessary
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today moved to assure the country that we aren’t in
Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 48-year-old law student from Betoota Grove was left shouting at his computer today.
Emergency Response Crews Called After Huntsman Spotted In Living Room Of Local Sharehouse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sharehouse is currently at panic stations this afternoon after a spider was spotted by
Pauline Hanson Calls For Internet Sales Frenzy To Be Renamed ‘It’s Okay To Be White Friday’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Senator Pauline Hanson has hit out at the Black Friday frenzy gripping the country’s online