Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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JT’s Retirement Still Hasn’t Sunk In For Aunty Barb
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Aunty Barb has seen plenty of things come and go, so she tends to take it
Man’s Plan To Ration Takeaway Butter Chicken For Three Nights Fails
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Tony Johns lied to himself last night. With his girlfriend away on a work trip for
Man Who Went To See Trevor Noah For The Edgy Jokes Disappointed To Learn He’s A Bit Of A Pussy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bradley Bambach likes to think that he tiptoes along the line with his humour. The 28-year-old
Local Man Pathetic Enough To Miss His Bag The First Time Round Carousel
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local traveller was kicking himself today. Brandon Smith, a 32-year-old plumber heading back home to
ScoMo Ashamedly Admits He Isn’t ‘Turnbull Rich’ When Asked If He’ll Forgo The Salary
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s newest Prime Minister Scott Morrison was forced to concede today. Fielding questions about
Local Woman’s Passport Photo A Confronting Reminder Of That Weird Emo Phase She Went Through
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT Sophie Yilmaz’s pre-holiday excitement took a hit today after she dusted off her 8-year-old passport
ScoMo Hands Dutton Cabinet Position In Order To Ensure Government Doesn’t Run Smoothly
JOSEPH WALKER | Federal Politics | CONTACT In today’s announcement of the latest edition of Australia’s cabinet, Peter Dutton was
Queensland Man Under Fire After Shaving Son’s Head For Wally Lewis Book Week Costume
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A photo of a young boy dressed up as Rugby League immortal Wally ‘The King’ Lewis
Friend Who Just Got Back From Overseas Seemingly Forgotten How To Say Hello In English
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT “Bonjourno,” said Charlotte Simpson-Smith, an Anglo-Saxon Betoota heights woman who just returned back from a two-week
Recent Unpaid Bill Rules Out All Calls From No Caller ID
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ben Ashton’s recent altercations with a telecommunications company have forced his hand when deciding whether
Brisbane Girl At Sushi Train Briefly Considers Getting Something Other Than Chicken And Avo Rolls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brisbane woman spent a little bit of time last night contemplating whether to step out
Liberals Urge Dutton To Call Literacy Numeracy Hotline After Inability To Count Lets Him Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The heavyweights in the Liberal Party have sat Peter Dutton down today. After the border cop