AFL House Furious To Learn They Can't Cover This Shit Up Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people who run the Australia Football League (AFL) are this week coming to terms with
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‘Haha Wimps’ Says Australia’s Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The two major political parties in Australia have confirmed today that they’ve been very entertained
Leftie Baby Boomer Refers To Morrison As A “Bloody Drongo”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter retiree has labelled the nations Prime Minister a ‘bloody drongo’ this morning. The
Tony Abbott Reportedly Behind Failed British Leadership Spill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of London, it can be revealed that the Former Australian Prime
Nation Appoints Warnie As New Chairman Of Selectors
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Cricket Australia, the country’s greatest ever bowler has just
Dutton Blames Democratic Process For Getting In The Way Of Him Being Way More Helpful
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has pleaded with the country to scrap it’s parliamentary democracy today, imploring Australians
Paul Dawson Arrests Self To Be With Brother Chris
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Paul Dawson, twin brother of Chris Dawson, has arrested himself today so he can be with
‘No Fear’ Bumper Sticker Seemingly At Odds With Owners Opinions On Immigrants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Contractor Owen Green (33) has been accused of the hypocrisy of the highest order, as his
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Royal Commission Into The Carlton Ring Pull
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce is back in the headlines today after calling for a Royal Commission into a
Cricket Australia Waiting To See How We Go In Perth Before They Decide If We Can Sledge Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The body governing the game of cricket in Australia has confirmed today that it’s not
Social Media Manager Stresses Over Report No One Will Read
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It was a busy first week of the month for social media manager Lizzy Dowling (28)
Millennial Begins Enjoying Life After Setting Standards Incredibly Low
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local millennial Nina Turner (27) claims to have unlocked the key to happiness and is enjoying
Helpful Bartender Offers Round Of Neat Tequilas As He Can’t Pour Shots After 1 am
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In breaking news, a bartender has helped some pissed patrons this weekend. Miles Bandman (35) helpfully