Boomers With 5 Properties And $4.9M In Super Reduced To Gruel And Stale Bread In Jim's Communist Dystopia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a lifetime of selflessly serving the state that gave them nothing by incredible employment, free
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Friday Arvo: Bloke Who Just Found A Needle In His Schooner Keeps Very Fucken Quiet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the town’s Old City District, Kelvin Brooks has managed
“It’s Ok To Be White,” Says The Main Culprit For White People Having A Bad Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Parliament breaking again for another month, Pauline Hanson tried her hardest today to grab a
“This Suburb Is Still A Bit Dodgy” Says Student Eating A $9 Bánh Mì
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If you ask Peter Dollarson which artist should be playing this year’s AFL Grand Final,
Report: Jonathan LaPaglia Really Getting A Pump On This Season
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The tribe has spoken today. And the tribe has confirmed that the Australian Survivor host and
Rupert Murdoch Thinking About Making Christopher Pyne PM Just For A Laugh
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Media mogul and international king maker Rupert Murdoch has confirmed today that he is currently hatching
Indie Music Fan Crushed By Friend Recognising Name Of Band They Saw On Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sarah Goodhue was left internally seething this morning by a comment made during a run of
“Good Time To Buy” Says 22-Year-Old Real Estate Agent Who’s Quietly Downgraded From Leased Beamer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite all the negativity in the press over the last few days, Angus Hunt has an
Aged Care Resident Attempts To Shank Someone In Bold Attempt To Get Decent Feed In Prison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A resident at a local Betoota aged care facility has opened up today about her bold
MCG Forced To Provide Valet Parking And New Tesla Stations Following An Influx Of Demons Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) is in a mad rush today ahead of the big game
Australian Tennis Star Manages To Make A Name For Himself Without Being A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In sensational news coming out of New York, Australian tennis player John Millman has managed to
NRL Fans Feeling Betrayed By NRL Players Acting Like NRL Players
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the Bulldogs Mad Monday continues, a growing number of NRL fans have
Disgraceful Journalists Take Photos Of A Bender
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It can be confirmed today that some journalists have taken some photos of a group of