Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Man With Dinner Plans Responsibly Moves From Pints To Schooeys After 6th Beer In 2-Hour Window
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Local man, Jim Sampson, has impressed his friends this evening after publicly declaring that he has
Turnbull Attempts To Move Car After It Has Been Towed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Popping back into the limelight to check if people still hate him, former PM Malcolm Turnbull
“We Need To Switch To Renewables Now” Malcolm Turnbull Tells Volleyball With Face On It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has proved to the Australian public he can continue to disappoint
Two Surfers End Up In Brawl After Disagreeing On Who Was More Stoked
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Two surfers have ended up in a brawl this afternoon after the two long-haired yahoos
Junior Stockbroker Enters Next Phase Of Career After Being Invited To Long Lunch By Boss
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Junior stockbroker, Nathan Abbott-Smith’s pig-like behaviour has paid off today after his boss
Charity Auctioneer Patiently Waits Until Crowd’s A Couple Deep Before Kicking Things Off
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The Betoota Bulls Charity Ball has been a landmark on the town’s social calendar for
Entire Party Experiences Grim Moment Of Self-Awareness As Spotify Ad Blasts During Kick Ons
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Matt Rickman’s friends needed reminding of how much of a tight-arse he is,
Liberal Party Praises Fossil Fuel Industry For Tasteful New Paint Job On Solomon Islands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High-ranking cabinet ministers from within the Australian Liberal Party have today praised the fossil fuel
Nightwatchman Asks Michaelia Cash If She Could Organise A Cake For International Women’s Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact There was a certain dread in the air at Parliament House today after the majority of
‘Ah It All Makes Sense’ Says Long Suffering Wallabies Fan After Match Fixing Allegations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of the few remaining Wallabies fan’s in the country has explained to The Advocate
Inner-City Leftie Hopes Tragic Redevelopment Of Nearby Public Housing Has A Good Cafe At Least
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local inner-city leftie Gen Eckse (49) says the dispossession and forced removal of generations of
Local Woman Suspiciously Glances At Her Husband Of Forty Years While Watching Dirty John
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman Beth Hannay (63) has momentarily entertained the thought that her dream husband of four