Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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John Howard Provides Character Reference For Michael Jackson Even After Watching The Doco
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the second time in just over a week, Former Prime Minister John Howard has decided
“Can We Electrify This Fence?” The Nightwatchman Asks Christmas Island Hospital Staff
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Coalition government are under fire today after it was revealed that the Prime Minister spent
3rd Grade Veteran Basically Just Asking Physio To Mummify Him Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The leading economic drain on the Betoota Mutts has confirmed this week that he is now
Lebanese Barber Swears To God Mate You Shoulda Seen The Tatts On The Bloke We Just Had In Here
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent Betoota hairdresser and male grooming expert, Elie Corrie (57) says you wouldn’t believe the
Apprentice Whose Phone Has Been Cut-Off For Unpaid Bills Puts 20 Inch Rims On His Work Van
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Apprentice chippy Luke Swainy (19) has today provided the older blokes on site with a rare
Gladys Berejiklian Urges The Media To Only Refer To Kings Cross As ‘Cowards Cross’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales government has backed calls for the once iconic nightlife strip Kings Cross
NRL To Enforce Mandatory Nokia 3310 Policy For All Players
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All NRL players will be forced to hand over any smartphone, tablets or gopros that they
“What NRL Team Does George Pell Play For? Asks Wife Who’s Been A Bit Distracted By MAFS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finally breaking free from her trash-TV induced catatonic state late last night, local woman
Piss-Cutting Legend Taps Phone Camera With Cold Beer In Heartbreakingly Lonely Instagram Story
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Heights fridgie Sammo Black (25) has today shown all of his Instagram followers just how
AFL Offices In Melbourne Breaks The Official World Record For Largest Ever Rug
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several officials from the Guinness World Records have arrived in Melbourne today to inspect what many
Penrith Panthers Release Official Statement Regarding Tyrone May: “For Fuck’s Sake”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Walkley-award-winning rugby league oracle Danny Weidler has today announced he’s actually starting to
NSW Opposition Leader Begins Election Campaign By Wearing A Name Tag
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With twenty days until the New South Wales state election, voters who aren’t interested in