Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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“Fuck It, Everyone Put On Your Boots. Round One Starts This Weekend.”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the NRL continues to descended into pure and utter chaos, CEO Todd Greenberg has made
Uncle Tony X Suggests Sending Army Into Catholic Churches And Putting Priests On Basic Cards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent Northern Beaches elder and Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Uncle Tony X has today come
PETA Criticises SnapChat For Perpetuating Offensive Stereotype That Dogs Are Basic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After deciding to avoid doing anything about the 500,000 head of cattle that drowned tragically
Gus Asks Todd Greenberg To Show Him How To Delete These Videos From The Internet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Phil ‘Gus’ Gould has asked the CEO of the NRL for a bit of a hand
Nightwatchman Leads Liberals In Rendition Of ‘I Wish That All The Ladies’ At Party Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Nightwatchman has lifted spirits in the Liberal Party room today with a spirited rendition of
Irish Lollipop Lady Has Every Word Of Khe Sanh Memorised After 1 Week On A Triple M Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Irish national, Niamh Beochaoineadh (22) says she really can’t imagine any other scenario in
‘Where Did The Weekend Go’ Asks Woman Who Was Cooking Pasta At 3 AM On Saturday Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young local woman from Betoota’s French Quarter is doing a bit of soul searching
“I’m Getting A Bit Too Old For The Mardi Gras” Says Middle Aged Gay Man Who Is Also A Liar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local homosexual Nathan Pascoe (48) says that even though he flew down to Darlinghurst for a
Australia’s Place In The World Reconfirmed After Video Of Snake Eating Something Goes Viral Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact If Australians thought they were changing their country’s perception on the world stage, a recent
Weirdo NRL Player Prefers To Make Love Without Any Mates In The Room
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A young man has shocked the Rugby League fraternity today. Brayden Smythe did so after announcing
NSW Undercover Cop Uneasy About Swapping Cargo Shorts For Crotchless Chaps Ahead Of Mardi Gras
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact As the LGBTQI community rush to put the finishing touches on their floats and costumes, one
Straight Edge Friend Rewarded For Chaufféuring Stoned Friends To Drive-Thru
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Straight edge uni student Orin Crouch (19) has been rewarded from abstaining from drugs and alcohol