Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Holy Shit! PM Dispels Widely Held Theory That You Can’t Eat Coal In A Single Press Conference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has just made a lot of environmentalists and scientists very mad it
Sydney Council Praised For Innovative Beachside Sunscreen Cattle Dip For British Tourists
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sydney’s Waverly Council has been heaped with praise after successfully rolling out an innovative new
NRL Club With Clear Drinking And Gambling Problems To Turn It All Around By Giving Up Steak
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos have sensationally unveiled their plans to turn the ship around for the 2020
Local Woman Hungover Enough For Boost Juice To Be Healthy
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman, Maggie Grace was in dire need of a detox after spending the night shooting
Boomer Briefly Distracted From Denying Climate Change By Increase In Postage Stamp Price
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The nation has had a brief break from the constant barrage of Boomer climate change denying
Climate Change Deniers Say Globe Is Only Warming Because There Are So Many Fires Right Now
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In a time when Australians are experiencing “the most dangerous bushfire week the nation has ever
Local Man Reckons The Only Way He’s Going To Get His Rig In Order Now Is If He Goes To Jail
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Looking down at his sloppy rig, Jerome Smeeth wonders how the hell he let his rig
NSW Motorists Fine With Removal Of Speed Camera Signs As Long As They Can Remove Number Plates
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Following the overwhelmingly negative response to recent news that NSW Speed Cameras will no longer be
Hollywood Accused Of Tokenism Ahead Of All Female Charlie’s Angels Remake
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Hollywood film industry is this week under fire after the release of the revamped Charlie’
Moron Boyfriend Throws Out Beeswax Wraps, Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has fucked up, again, it can be confirmed. The mildly mannered but often
Local Man Begrudgingly Orders 2nd Lunch After Ambitious Initial Salad Purchase Fails To Land
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local suit is coming to terms with the fact he is a ‘fucking idiot,’ it
‘Why Do You Watch This Shit’ Asks Husband Who Can’t Keep His Eyes Off The TV
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man Lachlan King is most definitely not into The Bachelorette and doesn’t understand why