Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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Party That’s Been In Power For 17 Of The Last 23 Years Frustrated With Greens Fire Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Coalition Government has today reiterated it’s stance on what it believes is one of
“Oi, Can You Just Shut The Fuck Up For A Bit” Pleads Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our bushfire-ravaged nation has this afternoon asked the Former Deputy Prime Minister to ‘shut the
ScoMo Promises Fire Chiefs Trying To Meet With Him Since April He’s Free Now The Footy’s Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the nation currently staring down the barrel of the ‘most dangerous bushfire week ever seen,
Nation Quietly Wondering When Leader Of The Country Might Say Or Do Something About These Fires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation of Australia is today quietly wondering when it’s leader might do or say
Man In Mid 20’s Greeted By Adulthood With Mystery Knee Pain
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local man John Kerr had been enjoying a casual afternoon stroll around his neighbourhood when he
Woman Recycling Multiple Phones In Office Bin Assures Colleagues She’s Not A Drug Dealer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young office woman named Jess Hudson has had to do a bit of explaining today.
Selleys To Release New XR Adhesive
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT To cater to the growing number of Extinction Rebellion (XR) activists sticking themselves to stuff, Selleys
“I’m All Good But Thanks Bro” Jesus Tells Kanye
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Jesus Christ has today announced that he is distancing himself from self-proclaimed creative genius Kanye
NRL Player Enjoys Quiet Relaxing Well-Behaved Holiday In Bali And Returns Home Rested Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local rugby league player has shocked the Eastern Seaboard of Australia today by returning to
ScoMo To Visit Port Macquarie As Soon As He Hears Full Time Whistle At State Futsal Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has moved to assure the people of NSW that he’ll be
Plan To Make Maths Compulsory In Years 11 And 12 Is Bullshit Say 107% Of Students
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A government plan to make Mathematics compulsory for Year 11 and 12 students has been slammed
Local Wallabies Fan Panics After Mum Asks What His Favourite Landmark In Japan Was
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For four-weeks a Betoota Dolphin’s prop had been following the Wallabies around Japan for