Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Eddie McGuire Defends Nathan Buckley’s Upcoming Appearance As Contestant On Millionaire Hot Seat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has caused a bit of a stir again today, by defending his
Israel Folau Continues Work On Retirement Plan As Sky News After Dark Host
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Israel Folau has continued working on setting himself up for a life after football by putting
Top Of The Stairs Found To Be Perfect Vantage Point For Hearing Family Talk Shit About You
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local bloke Lachlan Kirkwood has today decided he’s ready to get his feelings hurt, after
Local Dad Sips Coffee And Peers Out Window As He Plans Next Rampage Of Yardwork
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Sipping from a cup of blistering hot coffee, local dad Steven Myers peers out his window
“Food Is Great, Thanks” Local Introvert Tells Waiter After Half An Hour Of Bitching To Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After months of microwaved meals and subpar home cooked meals, local woman Vanessa Leads is eager
Bloke At The Train Station Who Wants To Know What Your Problem Is May Not Be Qualified Psychologist
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Commuters at the Betoota South-Northern Interchange were in shock this week after it was
Economic Downturn: Banks Now Only Lending Money To People Who Don’t Need It
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact In a worrying indication of the state of the economy, Australia’s major banks have
Bogan Card Revoked After Man Throws Out Washing Machine Without Removing Drum For Fire Pit
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A proud Western Sydney Bogan has been stripped of his credentials after inadvertently discarding a
Government Promises To Close The Gap By Talking About Not Just Talking About Closing The Gap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the nation’s capital, the Federal Government has made it’s
Star City Adds COVID-19 To Black List
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Sydney’s Star Casino has taken the extraordinary step of adding COVID-19 to the
Week To Week Casuals Told To Isolate If They Feel Unwell And Get A Pay Day Loan Or Whatever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has been reminded again today that anyone feeling unwell, or who has come into
NRL Considering Telling The QLD Teams To Sit The Rest Of This One Out After Fresh Border Closure
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the fresh announcement that Queensland was shutting the border to Greater Sydney, the NRL is