Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Metalhead Comes To The Crushing Realisation That The Pits Won’t Open Up Until There’s A Vaccine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In yet another sad story from the year 2020, a local metalhead has revealed he’s
Feminists Report Sharp Spike In Empowerment After Byron Influencer Posts Black And White Box Gap
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking international news, a sharp spike in female empowerment has been detected today, as
Retail Employee Admits She’s Started Profiling Karens
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout out from the latest Karen behavior continues to spread far and wide, one
Bunnings Staff Induction To Now Include Crash Course On ‘1948 Charter Of Human Rights’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real sign of the times, the large retailer Bunnings Warehouse is this week updating
NRL Bunker To Be Replaced By Living Room Full Of Drunk Blokes With Differing Views
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NRL looks set to finally solve it’s big video referee problem this week. Following
Star City Offers NSW Government Double Or Nothing On $5000 Fine
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact The NSW State Government may be about to hit the jackpot after Sydney’s Star
“Calm Down” Says Bloke Knowing Very Well He’s Escalating Things
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What was meant to be a friendly conversation has intensified to shouty levels after one mate
“Whatcha Doing?” Asks Local Man Who Knows Exactly What’s Going On
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT With the strange laws policing the dancing at nightclubs, many people have instead turned to throwing
Dead Eyed Uni Student Smiles In Solidarity As Fellow Classmate Appears On Late Night Google Doc
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Staring dully at the white screen in front of him, Darren Leggett’s eyes begin to
Report Finds Blokes Name Called Mitch Are Still Loving This Coronavirus/Beer Gag
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT It may be some time before we see the return of live comedy but that doesn’
Local Man Breathes A Sigh Of Relief As Random MyGov Inbox Message Turns Out To Be A Tax Statement
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As he opens up his Gmail account, local man Josh Nixon sees a message that makes
Pete Evans Links Coronavirus To COVID-19
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact Raving Restauranteur Pete Evans has been criticised in the past for his bizarre conspiracy theories,