Low Grade Suburban Soccer Found To Be The Absolute Pits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A report from South Betoota Polytechnic's Anthropological Department has today confirmed a long held
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Christensen Praised By Coalition For Finally Doing Something That Improves Their Election Chances
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Controversial Nationals MP George Christensen has announced he will not run in the next election, a
Lattes Wondering What They Did To Offend Conservatives
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Sitting alone in an inner city cafe, local latte Hugh Van Bean (names changed) wondered exactly
PM Offers Strongest Climate Change Policy Yet After Speaking On Mute During International Summit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Scott Morrison is being applauded both locally and internationally today after giving his strongest speech to
Dog Patiently Waits Until Owner Is Sound Asleep To Check Out What’s Going On In The Bedroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local dog has today patiently waited until his owner was sound asleep to launch an
Christensen Quits Politics for Heavyweight Boxing, Calls Out Gallen for A Thrilla in Manila II
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s very own Member for Manilla has sensationally announced he will be walking away from
“Working Half Days Now Are We?” Laughs Old Fella As Apprentice Packs Up 15 Minutes Early
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local chippy has reduced his jobsite to tears this afternoon, after hitting his young apprentice
Boutique Store Owner Coming On A Little Bit Too Strong
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A woman was left feeling incredibly uncomfortable today after venturing into a boutique clothing/knick knack
Nation Wondering If One Of These $7.5 Billion Submarines Could Save Women From Being Murdered
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As Australia mourns the violent murder of yet another woman at the hands of a former
Woodburn Bridge Backed Up For 100km With Suzuki Swifts After Zac Efron Splits From Girlfriend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Roads and Maritime Services’ in NSW is currently urging all motorists on the Pacific Highway travelling
PM Defends Disaster Milkshake Consent Video: “It Only Cost Us 55 School Teacher Salaries”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today brushed aside the lingering questions about those weird and confusing sexual
Murderer Who Got Caught Committing Murder On Video Found Guilty Of Murder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news from the United States, a former US police officer who murdered someone
Dental Receptionist Wants To Know If You’re Available On May 28th 2024 For A Follow-Up Appointment
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman Kylie Ranch had simply wanted to get a wisdom tooth checkup when she was