"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Ocean Alley Releases New Album Titled “Music For Breweries”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Rock band Ocean Alley has seized an opportunity to make some more bank and released a
Local Kid Feigns Drunkenness After Learning Mum Put A Bit Of Wine In The Spag Bol
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local child Timothy Robbins loves nothing more than a good spag bowl…well, except maybe chicken
Local Dad Helpfully Offers Cleaning The Garage As Perfect Solution For Childs Boredom Complaint
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local child has made the mistake of complaining about his boredom within earshot of his
Local Woman Resents Fact That She Somehow Looks Most Attractive Right Before Shower
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Local woman, Alyssa Thompson has been looking like shit all day. Or at least, that’s
New Boyfriend Treated To Excited 15 Minute Explanation About Loki’s Place In Marvel Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has been treated to a dose of his own medicine, after copping a
Snowfall In Less Than 1% Of Country To Halt Talk Of Climate Action Until Next Bushfire Season
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In what is a brilliant time for the artisanal snowman industry, the New South Wales central
Anna Asks For A Refund On That 8 Million Bucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Queensland has today asked to speak to the manager at the NRL. Annastacia
Wayne Bennett Wakes Up To 97 Missed Calls
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Sydney coach Wayne Bennett has woken up to a bit of a fright this morning.
Report: This. Is. Origin. ..............
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the home of Rugby League, one of the icons of
Adelaide Pub Prepares Smallest Television In Darkest Corner For State Of Origin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A pub in our town’s closest capital city has dusted off their smallest
Baz Luhrmann Hired To Direct Gus Gould’s Pre-Origin Pep Talk To Hype Up Series Opener
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL have today announced that they have enlisted the help of Hollywood blockbuster director, Baz
Victorian Liberals Who Spent Year Demanding Dan Stand Down As Premier Now Demanding He Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, the people who seemingly hate Dan Andrews more than anything