"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Ski Bum Who’s Been To Japan A Few Times Won’t Shut The Fuck Up About Strong Zero Coming To Aus
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a world of lockdowns and closed borders, a former traveller has received some good news
“Is That Really What I Sound Like?” Recoils Nation Watching Drag Race Down Under
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Australian lovers of the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise have been enjoying a taste of national
Grease Medley Megamix Saves Boring Local Wedding
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota Ponds wedding has been saved from being a completely lacklustre affair with the DJ
Balding Guy At Least Quite Tall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a genetic battle of retribution, fitness coach Nile Green has started getting a bit thin
Nan Insists There’s Still A Bit Of Tomato Sauce Left In There
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local nan has decided to scrape every last drop of tomato sauce out of the
Bloke Who Hasn’t Really Been Out Much Since 2009 Orders Tray Of Jagerbombs For Everyone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Yewww” yelled Cameron Dunlop has he splashed a shot of Jägermeister into a glass of Red
“Abstract Art Is Shit” Says White Bloke With Meaningless Tribal Sleeve
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As far as Andre Colby is concerned, there is actually no point to half the shit
Local Mature-Age Student Adds Another Valuable Family-Related Anecdote To Class Discussion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Classes have resumed at South Betoota Polytechnic College this week and one of the
Local Woman Transitions Into Late 30s By Making LinkedIn Her Social Media Platform Of Choice
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Former young woman, Beth Smith, has today begun her transition into being old by doing away
Report: NRL Mole Definitely Should Have Said Something About The Peptides
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As the NRL navigates the throws of the dreaded ‘halfback shuffle,’ anonymous Channel 9 reporter the
$17 Bottle Of Pale Ale From Airport Bar Really Hitting The Spot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It wasn’t his first choice of drink, but Dustin Mulloway threw caution to
Her Majesty’s Birthday Currently Accelerating Sunday Session At Rather Alarming Rate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local systems manager, Luke Farley, is now confident enough to throw caution to the wind. With