Clive Palmer Spruiks Plan For 25% Tax On Solar Radiation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Increasingly reclusive billionaire and tax sage Clive Palmer has shared a new idea this week that
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“Inner City Types Won’t Dictate Carbon Policy” Says PM Who Must Think Rupert Lives In Bourke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Prime Minister has come out all guns blazing this week, and laid down
Northern Rivers Renter Told Fighting Gentrification Is Not A Valid Reason For Owning A Firearm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 42 year-old single mother of two has today been politely told no can do, for
Milkshake Video Overtakes Stoner Sloth As Weirdest Christian Shit The Libs Have Ever Paid For
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Government has today chalked up a historic achievement. They have somehow published a weirder
“The Murdoch Media Just Makes Up Lies” Claims Gay Lovers, Kevin Rudd And Malcolm Turnbull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Former Prime Ministers have joined more than just forces this week as Malcolm Turnbull joins his
Hot Mess Gladys Awkwardly Overgiggles After Chris Hemsworth Makes A Joke About Mondays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a relatively drama free few months, Hot Mess Gladys is back! Everyone’s favourite bumbling
Cafe Patron Earns Staff Respect By Letting Them Know He’s In A Hurry
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Cafe staff in French Quarter artisanal coffee roaster and cafe Bean Index have got their nominations
Company Advertising ‘Exciting Role In A Fast Paced Work Environment’ Really Just Seriously Understaffed
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local marketing agency has today managed to net a large number of applicants, after a
Ex-Steiner School Kid Struggles To Count Past Ten Without Her Bongo Drum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A recent graduate of the Betoota Heights Steiner School has exceeded her own expectations by mastering
Local Riff Raff Redlines The LowLux In Third Gear To Show Off His New Fuck Off Cannon Exhaust
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota meat worker has taken time out of his busy afternoon of talking shit
Fitness First Franchise Under Fire For Not Playing Shitty Rnb Music From Ten Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Ponds Fitness First is in some serious trouble today after it was discovered that
Inner City Yuppies Purchase Rental Movie Despite Owning Several Streaming Service Subscriptions
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As they snuggle up on the couch for a night in, inner-city couple Troy and Susan
White Boy Singing ‘Redbone’ In Beer Garden Has Changed A Few Lyrics Funnily Enough
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Patrons at Old City District Brewery ‘Dad Shed Brewing Co’ had a look behind the smoke