Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Scotty Celebrates A Brief Distraction From His Woeful Jab Stroll Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing is today enjoying a brief reprieve from shirking responsibility and
With No Major Outbreaks, Tasmanian Government Struggles To Distract Voters From Housing Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The leader of the island outpost of Tasmania has today revealed he kinda wouldn’t mind
Annastacia Offers Olympic Organisers 7 Million Bucks To Relocate Tokyo Games To Townsville
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Queensland has today made another last-ditch pitch to snag a major sporting event.
Government Demands UNESCO Relabel Barrier Reef With Less Alarming “Goin Through Sum Shit”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today revealed that they’ve gone all out on an international lobbying
Report: You Have Well And Truly Fucked This One, Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With three major cities in lockdown tonight, a vast majority of the Australian population is currently
“She Hates The Heat” Dad Still Stands By His Theory That The Virus Disappears In Summer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of four has today offered up some hope for our flailing nation. With
Sharehouse Develops Own Weather System After Fitzroy Woman Overdoes It With The Indoor Plants
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Melbourne Suburb of Fitzroy is reporting one of the most incredible environmental changes in recorded
Melbourne Extends Lockdown Citing Concerns That Sydney’s Stealing Their Thunder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of Melbourne has escalated a rivalry with an old foe today. Speaking to the
Gold Coast Tourists Easily Identified By Who’s Not Wearing A Criss Cross Top
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A report released by the Gold Coast council has confirmed that identifying a local chick is
French Rugby Side Overjoyed To Return To Freedom And Leave This Locked Down Shit Hole Behind
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The visiting French Rugby team has today revealed how thankful they are to bid Australia farewell.
Improved Foolproof Design Thwarted By Improved Fool
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT When local DIY hack Evan Harlett needs to turn a piece of wood into a much
Group Of Straight Blokes Get Their Kit Off After Climbing Mountain Together For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A group of straight blokes has today raised some eyebrows, after unanimously deciding a hike up