Australia Hopes Scotty's Exciting 2021 Photo Shoot Was Worth Generationally Fucking Our Economy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly half a decade after it was signed, the AUKUS military pact is set to become
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Leathery Surf Club Mum Reckons Some Of Those Islander Boys Aren’t Too Hard On The Eyes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Northern Beaches surf club matriarch has today disgusted her teenage sons by revealing she
Report: Mate Who’s Found Cheaper Ride On His New App Can Fucken Book It Then
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mate who always wants to take matters into his own hands has been told
Team That’s Lost 9 Out Of Last 10 Tests In Australia Apparently Too Important For Quarantine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that will not shock cricket fans, the English Cricket Board and their team
Fans Of Team That Scored A Single Try In 80 Minutes, Still Blowing Up About Trainer Stoppage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Blue and Gold Army have not calmed down, it can be confirmed today. With a
V6 Magnatude Aftershocks Registered In Melbourne After Brayden From Frankston Lets Canon Purr
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Melbourne residents have today been reminded of yesterdays traumatising events, with some early morning earthquake aftershocks.
“Yeah I Felt It Too” Says Drama Queen In Adelaide Hills
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A resident of the cosmopolitan Adelaide Hills region has confirmed just how big the Melbourne earthquake
Melbourne Experiences Magnitude 5.8 Earthquake After Your Mum Falls Over
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of Victoria has been hit by a 5.8 magnitude earthquake, that has left
Potential Root Forces Bloke To Throw Doona Over Sheets That Haven’t Been Washed For 6 Weeks
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local grot has gone full Mary Poppins, courtesy of a suggestive late-night text. Sam
Quade Cooper Restores Order To Universe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a tough couple of years for the world, order has finally been restored to the
Christian Porter Forces ABC Into Humiliating Backdown By Resigning To The Back Bench
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Ministerial hopeful Christian Porter has chalked up another big win, it can be confirmed
Plane Taking Scotty To Washington DC For Photo Ops Makes Emergency Landing In Hawaii
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s fleeing Prime Minister has reportedly just had a big scare. Heading across the
Roosters Fan Relieved To Be Able To Finally Live His Truth And Proudly Support The Wallabies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney man has this week had a huge weight lifted off his shoulders. The Paddington