Australia Hopes Scotty's Exciting 2021 Photo Shoot Was Worth Generationally Fucking Our Economy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly half a decade after it was signed, the AUKUS military pact is set to become
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Report: What The Fuck Is Going On Here?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a story that continues to get dodgier by the week, Christian Porter has resigned from
Type-1 Diabetic Urges People Not To Lump His Superior Kind In With The Unwashed Type-2s
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local tradesman with a largely inconvenient auto-immune condition has made it
Hospo Worker Carefully Puts Feelers Out To See If New Employee Hates That Bitch Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A disgruntled hospo worker has today decided to test the waters with a new employee, for
Single Girls In Friendship Circle Complain About Their IBS And Gluten Intolerance Instead Of A Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A group of girls has decided to switch things up today, choosing to talk about their
Bold Plan To Write More Neatly Abandoned Just Three Pages Into New Notepad
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Ayla Wilson is ready to turn a new leaf and become that neat person
Husband Returns Backrub At 20% Effort
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After a long, tedious day at work, sometimes it’s nice to relax a little with
“It’s The Next Generation Of Seltzer,” Says Mate After Discovering Japanese Alcohol Concoction
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is carrying on today, it can be confirmed. Tom Mitchell has been convicted
North Korea’s Successful Long-Range Missiles Tests Somehow A Feel Good Story In Current News Cycle
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lovers of good news stories have been left tentative this week as North Korea successfully tested
Abundance of New 9/11 Docos Briefly Fill The Void Left By Wall To Wall Footy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As we reach two decades since the 9/11 attacks, there is an abundance of new
“Yes, It Is All A Bit Like Groundhog Day Isn’t It Stacey?” Says Defeated Office Worker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Things aren’t getting much better for at-home office worker Casey Sprigg (28) who as
Bloke Who Just Got Released After 8 Year Stint Says These Gambling Ads Are Fucking Criminal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Breathing fresh air for the first time in eight years, recently ex-convict Col Tooth (44)
$90 Billion Nuclear Powered Subs To Bring Australia Out Of Lockdown In Time For Christmas
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Locked down Australians are getting ready to say a big hello to freedom as $90 billion