Swans Fan Thrilled 4pm Game Comes With Perfect Lighting For Social Content
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An eastern suburbs micro influencer has been spotted skipping down Moore Park Road today,
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Bloke Trying To Culture Himself Before Tokyo Holiday Learns How To Order 5 More Chicken Skewers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As a bloke who has little contact with his immediate family over Christmas, Jarrod
Cruel Pay Cycle With 5 Weekends Forces Office Worker Into Week Long Toastie Diet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The steaming crackle of a Breville sandwich toaster is providing little comfort this afternoon,
England’s Daddies: United Kingdom Forced To Replace King Charles And His Family With 13 Samoans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United Kingdom is dealing with a dystopian new reality today, where the royal family is
Elijah Wood Blamed For Embarrassing Attempts Of Hooliganism Among A-League Fans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that no one else in his family supports Melbourne Victory, and the fact
Victorian Liberals To Consider Not Being A National Joke In Last Minute Election Push
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Like an uncooked steak that has been in the fridge for 20 days, Victoria is mostly
HSV Maloo Sitting On 101km/h On Freeway Must Not Have Many Demerit Points Left
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There are disturbing reports from the Diamantina Highway Patrol Unit this week, after a
Haha Farkkkkkkk! The Boys Are Rolling Up To The Formal On The Back Of A Ute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some big news from Betoota Ponds this week, it can be confirmed that Brayden and
Labor Refuses To Crack Down On Tax-Dollar-Bludging Bums Who Do Nothing But Get Pissed Every Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Labor Government has today faced stinging criticism for its facilitation of dole-bludging cheats who
Block Viewers Apparently Shocked That Some Dodgy Shit Goes On In The Construction Industry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The reality TV community is in meltdown this week, after apparently learning that the construction industry
Government Swears They’ll Pull Fossil Fuels Companies Into Line, They’ll Do It, Swear To God
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of the country have this week confirmed that they are still trying
“Nah I Can’t” Says Local Man Still Traumatised By What Rum Did To Him One Night 13 Years Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man named Jordan Maher has today opened up about the toughest 24 hours of
Report: Everyone Buying A Lot Of Potatoes During Supermarket Workers Last Shift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As quiet quitting continues to permeate the workplace there are still those who are serving up