Minister Confirms Dead Birds Go In The Red Bin, Not The Green Bin, As Bird COVID Kicks Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ag Minister Julie Collins has all but confirmed this week that the nation is
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Entire Nation Shares Collective Disappointment At How Well Behaved Schoolies Are Nowadays
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The nation has collectively sighed in disappointment as reports surfaced that this year’s schoolies were
Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an act of tone deafness so intense it could only happen in an office, local
QLD Labor To Copy West Tigers Leadership Model By Replacing Palaszczuk With Multiple Premiers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of Queensland is preparing for a new leadership regime, after the sensational resignation of
British Sports Journos Ask Former Socceroos Coach If He’s Ever Experienced This Many Losses Before
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The British sporting press are licking their lips again this week, as one of their favourite
Bondi Man Announces New Side Hustle That Doesn’t Involve Cryptocurrencies Or Matcha Powder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Bondi man is causing shockwaves around the nation, after revealing some groundbreaking news. Speaking exclusively
Tony Burke Feels The Need To Tell David Pocock About His Gym Program
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a big few months of negotiating legislation, the nation’s Workplace Relations and Employment Minister
Government To Combat Cost Of Living Crisis By Bringing Back The Pizza Roundas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today finally done something to combat the worsening cost of living crisis.
NRL Fans Beg Rabs To Make Cameo Appearance In 2025 Just So They Can Hear Him Pronounce Nawaqanitawase
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fans of the greatest game of all have today made a desperate plea to an icon.
Supermarket Generously Treats Employees To 2 Drink Voucher Chrissy Party At Awful Local Pub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local store for a giant Supermarket chain has been commended for lavishing it’s overworked
Public Teacher Dealing With Ratty Worn Out Kids, Quite A Fan Of Private School Sized Holidays
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An exhausted teacher from Betoota Ponds Public has today revealed to The Advocate that she’s
Government Bans Vapes Again For The 4th Time, Proving Just How Hard They Are To Quit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that they are just like us, the federal government is giving the vaping ban another
“Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets” Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a sensational few days of very public bickering, the nation has today decided enough is