Inflation Rate Jumps As Stupid Poor People Pay More For Frivolous Things Like Fuel And Groceries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's brightest economic minds have once again been left scratching their heads at
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CSIRO Finds 96% Of New Year’s Resolutions About To Be Blown To Smithereens This Weekend
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s premier scientific organisation has today offered comment on a major scientific event taking
Male Matildas Beat Syria
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for sports fans around the country, the Soccer Kangaroos have progressed to
Dutton Family’s Au Pair Forced To Walk Extra 2km To Coles Every Day To Stock Up Pantry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation continues to grapple with a giant supermarket’s decision to stop selling Australia
Tennis Player Loses It After Hearing Man In 10th Row Breathe Loudly
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A reactively unknown player has today made headlines after a spectacular meltdown at the Australian Open.
Bloke Flying To Adelaide For Day 4 And 5 Of The Test Better Like Looking At Churches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man with tickets to a premier sporting event is going to need a Plan
Adelaide Oval Left Stunned After Retired Warner Jet Packs Onto Pitch Ahead Of Day One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The eager beavers at in the stands at the Adelaide Oval have today been left bemused
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his
63 Year Old Korean Tiler Who Survives Off Cigarettes And Soft Drink Still Somehow Able To Squat Deeper Than Anyone At The Gym
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scientists and researchers in the field of health, wellness and longevity have today been told to
Corporate Man Ready To Crunch His 2024 Goals After Completing Gratitude Journal While Listening To Podcast In Sauna
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local white collar man from our town’s leafy suburban enclave of Betoota Grove has
The Living End Top $2 Billion In Royalties From People Searching For ‘White Noise’ On Spotify
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s most esteemed musical products has today achieved a milestone many thought was
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The island republic of Tasmania is kicking 2024 off with a bang, it can be confirmed
Subway Ad Almost Had You For A Second
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local man Keirney McInnery (36) has admitted ‘that was a close one’ after an ad for