Inflation Rate Jumps As Stupid Poor People Pay More For Frivolous Things Like Fuel And Groceries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's brightest economic minds have once again been left scratching their heads at
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Medical Experts Confirm Frenzal Rhomb Never Quite Leaves The System
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do
Triple M Executives Begin Orgasming At News That ‘NRL Vegas’ Falls On Same Weekend As U2 At The Sphere
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The CEO of Triple M Diamantina has been forced to change his AC/DC
North Queenslander Stocks Up On 2 Days Worth Of Bottled Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The oh so resilient state of Queensland is once again preparing for another extreme weather event.
Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After His 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Highly Paid Consulting Job With A Defence Company That Benefited Directly From The AUKUS Submarine Deal Which Cost Australians $
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Citizens of the nation of Australia have today been given a little bit of clarity around
1. Secretly Flying To Hawaii During A National Crisis, Lying To The Public And Refusing To Come Home Until It Became Clear His Job Was On Line
You’ve never been on a holiday have you? The bloke doesn’t hold a hose, and when he came back for some photos, all you lot did was hammer him for trying to get a good shot. This is was the darkest hour.
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation’s
United States Military Absolutely Edging After Sending A Few Rockets Into Yemen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The men behind the United States military are today one touch away from climaxing. With their
Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band
HARVEY THOMAS | Outrage | CONTACT Since the 1950s, it is obvious to anyone with an adult brain that children know absolutely
Dumbass Ranger Trying To Give Local Man A Parking Fine Doesn’t Realise That The 10th Paragraph Of Magna Carta Literally Says All Traffic Fines Are Legally Invalid
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local parking ranger has today received quite a shock, after being treated to an informal
Sydney Wanker Manages To Sustain 2 Minutes Of Conversation Before Asking Where You Went To School
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a stunning turn of events, local Sydney man Liam Broden, has defied the odds
Father And Son Bond Over 8 Hours Of Uninterrupted Screen Time While Mum Has Girls Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights home has this weekend played host to a touching family bonding experience. The
NRL Take Opening Round To Vegas In An Effort To Get Away From Intense Australian Gambling Culture
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The National Rugby League has made a bold move towards becoming a post-gambling code by hosting