“Is He Hot?” Local Woman Interrupts Friend’s Story To Ask The Important Question
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Last Friday, in a pub in Betoota’s French Quarter, a group of young corporate women
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Barnaby Joyce Calls For Big John To Be Put Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australian politics’ greatest headline generators has struck again today, it can be confirmed. Barnaby
AFL Media Squeeze As Much Juice As They Can Out Of The Trade Window Before They Get Replaced By Skull and Punter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Northern parts of the East Coast go about their offseason glumly waiting for the
Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown
Husband Of Foodie Stoked To Discover Dinner Doesn’t Involve A Mortar And Pestle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from the pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate
Swiftie English Teacher Really Revelling In The New Shakespearean References
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights teacher has kicked off Term 4 with a bang, it can be
Local Englishman Wildly Misinterprets The Guardian’s Bird Of The Year Poll
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based recruiter has today been left with egg on his face, after making a
Victoria Pointlessly Goes Crazy Over Trade Period, As If Anything Is Gonna Stop Brisbane 3Peating
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The southern and western states are once again foaming at the mouth today, it can be
Conflict Definitely Over As Traumatised Gazans Return Home To Rubble With An Average Male Population Of 14 And No Schools Or Libraries
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today rejoicing some welcome good news. Those in Australia have awoken to imagery
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Denies Allegations That He’s Being A Massive Drop Nuts Over Super Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Treasurer has today moved to ward off speculation that he’s a big old
Charlie Curnow Willing To Accept Unpaid 3-Year Internship At Another Club To Get Out Of Carlton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Things have gone from bad to worse at one of Melbourne’s most maligned football clubs
Forget Carlton Draught Tank Beer! Introducing Carlton Matrix Where They Pour Beer Directly Into Your Fucking Brainstem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The future of beer has arrived, and it’s bypassing the liver entirely. In a bold
Aussies In The UK Advised To Remain Vigilant Of London’s Yoinking Epidemic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australians travelling to the megacity of London have once again been urged to have their wits