“Is He Hot?” Local Woman Interrupts Friend’s Story To Ask The Important Question
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Last Friday, in a pub in Betoota’s French Quarter, a group of young corporate women
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Angus Taylor Beginning To Genuinely Wonder If He’s Either Too Dumb Or Too Smart For Politics
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact He stood at the mirror in the men’s toilets of the Australia Club, the faint
Sydney Couple Prepare For Very Own Amazing Race: 13 Shit Rentals In 3 Hours On A Saturday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young worker bees are today mapping out their weekly dose of weekend fun.
RFK Jr Reignites Age-Old Conflict Between Skivvys And Helmets By Claiming Circumcision Causes Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Health Secretary for the so called leaders of the ‘Free World’ has today ignited yet
Mind Games Begin As Cummins Unsure Of Ashes Fitness Yet Seen Riding Time On Chainsaw At The Gootch Stampede Last Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mind games ahead of this summer’s Ashes series have reached new heights after injured Australian
‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The arbiters of the ‘free world’ have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional
Majority Of NRL Now Considering R360 After Learning It Might Make Them Ineligible For Kangaroos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The post grand final glow is already starting to wear off the NRL this week, the
“You Don’t See Many Boys Like My Son Taking Part In This!” Says Clueless Old Bastard Whose Son Snorts The Cocaine And Smokes The Cigarettes That Fuel This Ongoing Gang War In Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A wealthy eastern suburbs retiree has this week declared that young men like his son Alistair
Man Annoyed Humanity No Longer Doing Cool Things Like Sending Animals Into Space
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today reflected on what he describes as humanity’s “imaginative decline”
World’s Cricketers “Very Keen” For Big Bash Privatisation So They Don’t Have To, Uh, You Know, Go Over There For 8-10 Weeks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Several leading international cricketers have privately expressed enthusiasm for the potential privatisation of Australia’s Big
England’s Barmy Army Reveal Preparations For Arduous Journey To Australia From Bondi Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Barmy Army has revealed its travel plans for this summer’s Ashes tour, with most
Local Man All For A Joke But Make Fun Of His GWM Tank Again And Someone’s Getting Stabbed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who says he can take a joke has reportedly reached his limit after