“Is He Hot?” Local Woman Interrupts Friend’s Story To Ask The Important Question
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Last Friday, in a pub in Betoota’s French Quarter, a group of young corporate women
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Gold Ford Mustangs As Far As The Eye Can See As Diwali Festivities Get Underway In Town
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A seemingly endless street lined with gold-wrapped Ford Mustangs is a clear sign for one local
Local Kid Prepares To Dress Up As Bike Lane For Halloween To Really Frighten Elderly Neighbours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of Betoota Grove are on edge this week after word spread that twelve-year-old local boy,
Local Man Glad He’s Not Imagining This Heatwave, After Dad Confirms It Is Not Cold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The true nature of the heatwave currently parts of the country has been uncovered today, after
Dutton Forced To Lie Down In Dark Room And Listen To Some Enya After Hearing His Political Hero Call Albo A “Great Leader”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Private citizen Peter Dutton has spent most of the morning lying on the couch in his
New Environmental Protection Agency Set To Be As Effective As New Anti-Corruption Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for fans of rampant deforestation and degradation of Australia’s environment (and
Labor, Coalition, Greens And One Nation Lay Down Arms And Come Together To Enjoy Rudd Being Humiliated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian political landscape has today come together in a rare and touching display of unity.
Local Man Lies To Childcare Worker’s Face In Telling Her His Kid Has Never Bitten Anyone Before And This Is Very Out Of Character
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has today stood in the foyer of a suburban childcare centre and delivered
One Nation Offer Nationals 2 First Rounders In Exchange For Barnaby Joyce And A Future Fourth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Chins are wagging around Canberra and the broader political sphere this week, as a couple of
New Corporate Headshot Getting Some Serious Mileage In The Group Chat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local group chat has this week received a welcome stimulus package in lieu of footy
Good Charlotte Show Set To Be The Biggest Thing To Happen To Bendigo Since Someone Discovered Gold There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 174 years after alluvial gold was discovered in Bendigo Creek, the Loddon Mallee region of north-central
Self-Care Now A Common Euphemism For ‘Actively Not Giving A Fuck About Other People’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Self-care, ie taking some time to prioritise your own mental, physical and spiritual well-being sounds like
“We Aren’t Having Kids In This Climate” Says Young Couple Whose Parents Had Them During A Nuclear Arms Race
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young lovers have today revealed to The Advocate the huge decision they have